Global Warming...New Report...and it ain't happy news

That is your response ? To sidetrack the issue by a failed effort to appear knowledgable on a different subject ? How many Ice Ages were there, have you found out yet ?

There's one in Mongolia going off right now.

Actually, spendius, that is quite frightening. Global Warming even if true, is nothing compared to the alternative of an Ice Age. What will happen to the people of North America, Europe, Asia (Russia and China) if the glaciers advance again ? To aim at cooling the world to counteract warming is stupid at first glance and all the way through to the deepest analysis.

I wonder if there will be a change of heart by Global Warming Thuggees who will insist on producing carbon to warm the planet ?

What if we start to cool the planet and a volcanic eruption cools the planet as well ?

All this over a self correcting system that some fools would like to meddle with, even though they admit there is no hope of preventing natural occurrances.

They are just addicted to telling us all what we should or shouldn't do. It's a method of avoiding useful, low status activity so it is quite natural from an evolutionary point of view.

The fact that they don't care that they don't know what they are talking about is neither here nor there. If there's a fan whirring there is **** flying.

How did I "misquote" Shakespeare? I don't believe I claimed to quote him anywhere. I may have used him as a basis for a statement, but since I never claimed to quote him, it can't be a misquote.

But then, your legs may better understand you than others.

You still haven't figured out the southerly reference, have you Ionus?

The wind blows only one way for you my child.

May I assume that either you think you have improved Shakespeare or he is guilty of plagiarising you ?

Another parody original ?

Thats OK, parody, you change the subject and refuse to answer the hard ones. No one will notice will they ? How many Ice Ages have there been ? What is the hottest the earth has been at the peak between Ice Ages ? What causes natural cycles of climate ?

You are free to make as big of an ass of yourself as you desire. It suits you well since you do seem like a mechanical.

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Can I get a translation please?

A Midsummer Nights Dream. The mechanicals perform the play within a play. Let's see if Ionus can put on his best beard and explain the rest.

Thank you, but if I required anyone's permission it would not be you. May I assume that either you think you have improved Shakespeare or he is guilty of plagiarising you ? Given your ego, I shall assume Shakespeare stole from you. But you must avoid any questions on Global Warming. No-one will ever suspect you are a clown trying desperately to juggle what little knowledge you have if you refuse to engage the topic.

How many Ice Ages have there been ? What is the hottest the earth has been at the peak between Ice Ages ? What causes natural cycles of climate ?

I bear no illusions that you will get any of my allusions Ionus.

You aren't going to help out Hawkeye and explain Midsummer to him and why you are an ass of a mechanical? You wouldn't be scraping Bottom, would you?

As many as you say there have been, no more and no less.

While you are busy trying hard to show off your google ability to pull out random and irrelevant quotes (that you say arent quotes because Shakespeare stole them from you), you should be proving your incompetence in Global Warming knowledge.

You are losing badly arent you, environmental lawyer parody ?

I will assume you still dont know. It has been months and you havent found out ? Dont they have an idiot's guide to Global Warming Lies ? Perhaps you will be in it.

quotes?

I told you, they are allusions. Obviously you don't get them and I doubt google will tell you enough to understand them completely. You actually have to know Shakespeare.

Losing badly? Oh, no.. I am enjoying myself being Goodfellow to your Bottom. You best not fright the ladies with your roars.

Now, this would be a quote.

Can you tell us who said it and then explain why you can't get even the simplest things correct?

I didn't realize you were writing "Ionus guide to being an idiot". I must say you are doing a good job. So far you can't seem to get too much correct. But you do look lovely in your yellow stockings.

But surely, you must know my Shakespearean references Ionus. You told us you know more about him than I do.

By the way.. Why did the Globe warm in 1613? I'll give you a hint, it wasn't because of a petard.

On second thought, when you rely on okie for your "facts", we have to expect you to get most things wrong. But your actions show you are probably a "DICK" when it comes to lawyers although I would have nothing to fear from you on that count. I bet you probably could be swayed to hate the French as well.