http://smartasses.org/aussiequiz.html
Here you are all you Aussies... I got all but one right, must mean I am one of those Australian creatures (honestly) afterall, no matter where I live.
Sorry to bring him up again, but I only recently found out that Shane Warne actually did have a purpose other than to be a complete idiot with general life etiquette.
This'll really sort out the sheep from the goats Ben of France!
I really want to know what non-Oz folk make of questions like no 16:
The phrase, "Like a shag on a rock," means:
- You've been left by yourself.
- You enjoy sex by the ocean.
- You smoke illegal substances.
But no cheating, mind!
OK, Ben. Did the test & this is how I scored:
msolga:
You got 19 answers right.
You got 1 answers wrong.
You're a little ripper!
You have a near perfect grasp of the colourful gab and can probably make yourself understood in most social occasions, such as Gazza's weekly Barbie... but I bet you can't throw a boomerang!
Howz that? :wink:
same as I!
Which one did you get wrong?
I got "stooged" wrong... too much "fat pizza" I guess.
Everything is a stooge on that show.
Now, I feel vindicated.....or sumthin'
You got 20 answers right.
You got 0 answers wrong.
You're a bottler, mate!
You are a fair dinkum, ridgy didge, dinky die, true blue, dyed-in-the-wool Ocker-like strine speaker. Well bugger me, you could probably even play a didgeridoo and know the proper way to twirl a billy. Goodonya. Get us another stubbie while you're up, will ya... and have one yourself while you're at it!
Well - I was born here, and lived here all my life, so far! <and have a bit of a country background, as well>
I tried the cricket quiz:
Correct answers: 18
Incorrect answers: 2
Comment: You're a natural. Your knowledge of the game is probably only exceeded by your good looks. You should submit your name forthwith to be included in the Aussie Commentary Team where you can rub elbows behind the microphones with the likes of Richie and Tony, honing your skills in calling, "Goddim," and, "Wot ay megnifisint getch," from the masters. :-)
benconservato wrote:same as I!
Which one did you get wrong?
I got "stooged" wrong... too much "fat pizza" I guess.
Everything is a stooge on that show.
No 1, Ben.
Sheesh, thought I knew it all! :wink:
margo wrote:Now, I feel vindicated.....or sumthin'
You got 20 answers right.
You got 0 answers wrong.
You're a bottler, mate!
You are a fair dinkum, ridgy didge, dinky die, true blue, dyed-in-the-wool Ocker-like strine speaker. Well bugger me, you could probably even play a didgeridoo and know the proper way to twirl a billy. Goodonya. Get us another stubbie while you're up, will ya... and have one yourself while you're at it!
Well - I was born here, and lived here all my life, so far! <and have a bit of a country background, as well>
I tried the cricket quiz:
Correct answers: 18
Incorrect answers: 2
Comment: You're a natural. Your knowledge of the game is probably only exceeded by your good looks. You should submit your name forthwith to be included in the Aussie Commentary Team where you can rub elbows behind the microphones with the likes of Richie and Tony, honing your skills in calling, "Goddim," and, "Wot ay megnifisint getch," from the masters. :-)
I hate to encourage your gloating & all, margo .... but you may be the all time, true blue, Oz trivia knowledge champion!
I got stodge wrong. And I should complain about the regionalism in that quiz.
Yes, you're right! There was absolutely NOTHING about the St Kilda Pier, Myer Music Bowl, little Italy .....
We was robbed!
So from where did this dodgy, biased survey come, then, gf? Any theories?
Sid, Sidderney! The winner is Sidderney!
Huh!!!
I didn't notice anything Sydney-centric in the quiz!
I could probably answer any questions based on those things MsOlga quoted, but the SA stuff's got me beat - Balfour's frog cakes??? I mean, really!
margo wrote:Huh!!!
I didn't notice anything Sydney-centric in the quiz!
I could probably answer any questions based on those things MsOlga quoted, but the SA stuff's got me beat - Balfour's frog cakes??? I mean, really!
margo - a goldfish doesn't know it lives in water :wink:
A Balfour's frog cake?
http://www.sa.nationaltrust.org.au/heritage_icons_2001.htm#balfours
I didn't notice any Sydney bias either... but I am from there also. Farmers Union exists everywhere kids.
(It did when I was there anyway).