ARMSTRONG WILLIAMS IS A DIME BAG PIMP

Armstrong Williams really should've know better than to think he could get away with pocketing $240,000 of payola money to be a mouthpiece for George Bush.

I know, I know, he was heady with entitlement after his mentor, SCOTUS Judge Clarence Thomas taught him the ropes of the payola game, but Williams isn't a SCOTUS judge. In fact, all Armstrong Williams is, is a little bug-eyed chipmonk who wets his finger, then sticks it in the wind to see which way the wing is blowing.

Pimps behave more honorably than did Armstrong Williams.