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Ever vigilant...conservatives protect us from Sponge Bob...

 
 
farmerman
 
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Reply Thu 20 Jan, 2005 10:35 am
cuz hes a spongee, and all sponges are born in a square shape. Im sitting here looking at a dishwashing sponge on the sink and it is rectangular about 2 in thick and about 3x5 inches area. It is also blue, therefore it is a sponge, that is blue , and it is square,

Therefore all sponges are blue, and they are all square.
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CoastalRat
 
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Reply Thu 20 Jan, 2005 10:39 am
farmerman wrote:
cuz hes a spongee, and all sponges are born in a square shape. Im sitting here looking at a dishwashing sponge on the sink and it is rectangular about 2 in thick and about 3x5 inches area. It is also blue, therefore it is a sponge, that is blue , and it is square,

Therefore all sponges are blue, and they are all square.


Then I have a fake sponge!!!! Oh no. What should I do?? My sponge is not blue nor rectangular. I don't even think I have a warranty that I can return it. I knew that back-alley sponge dealer was too good to be true.
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squinney
 
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Reply Thu 20 Jan, 2005 10:41 am
Since he is square, I would have thought Spngebob to be a conservative idol.
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Thu 20 Jan, 2005 10:43 am
farmerman wrote:
cuz hes a spongee, and all sponges are born in a square shape. Im sitting here looking at a dishwashing sponge on the sink and it is rectangular about 2 in thick and about 3x5 inches area. It is also blue, therefore it is a sponge, that is blue , and it is square,

Therefore all sponges are blue, and they are all square.


I think you just made Brandon's point.... Perhaps that was your intent?
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CoastalRat
 
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Reply Thu 20 Jan, 2005 10:45 am
squinney wrote:
Since he is square, I would have thought Spngebob to be a conservative idol.


Ouch. And Touche. Smile
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candidone1
 
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Reply Thu 20 Jan, 2005 10:51 am
rodeman wrote:
God forbid, anyone would promote "tolerance" for anything........................the nerve!


You don't need to actually practice tolerance (or compassion for that matter), so long as you simply preach it.
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Linkat
 
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Reply Thu 20 Jan, 2005 12:10 pm
Well it would appear that the same conservatives could be then portrayed similar to plankton. He went to college after all and wants to take over and be a huge business tycoon.


Maybe they are concerned because you do see SpongeBob in his underwear frequently.
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farmerman
 
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Reply Thu 20 Jan, 2005 01:38 pm
tiicomaya wrote
Quote:
I think you just made Brandon's point.... Perhaps that was your intent?


Yep,I was trying my hand at sillygisms
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Thu 20 Jan, 2005 01:52 pm
Linkat wrote:
Well it would appear that the same conservatives could be then portrayed similar to plankton. He went to college after all and wants to take over and be a huge business tycoon.


Is Squidward the token liberal then? He's a huge sourpuss, complains all the time ... always lazes around, and doesn't want to work.
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Thu 20 Jan, 2005 01:54 pm
farmerman wrote:
tiicomaya wrote
Quote:
I think you just made Brandon's point.... Perhaps that was your intent?


Yep,I was trying my hand at sillygisms


It's comforting to see you and Brandon agreeing on something.
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farmerman
 
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Reply Thu 20 Jan, 2005 02:55 pm
On matters of science, I usually find myself in accord with Brandon. We differ on some relatively minor areas, Im usually quite an affable fellow, so is Brandon. so dontcha be startin anything
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Linkat
 
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Reply Thu 20 Jan, 2005 03:00 pm
Ticomaya – could be. Is there some connection with the clarinet?

What about Mr. Krabbs and his love of money? Where would that fall?
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McGentrix
 
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Reply Thu 20 Jan, 2005 03:06 pm
Krabbs is a staunch capitalist.
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