Oh well, nice try anyway Slappy. I'll just sit back here and wait for a legitimate burn. I'm sure you'll come up with something good!
Ok.
Well, you...eh, live in Canada.
I have two gallons of milk and two huge rolls of duct tape. But, I've got no plastic sheeting...no sheeting....none at all...my milk for a sheet of plastic...
My house is so old and so poorly insulated that I'd have to shrink wrap it in the event of a chemical attack. Then go someplace else.
(pouring milk) Cheers!
