What's your favorite pending GOP ethics violation?

Not enough choices, PD. There's such a wealth of ethical rules that the GOP could choose to violate.

Oh, there'll be more polls, Merry. In the meantime supply your own favorite answer. In fact, we'll go ahead and start another right now:

After making an on-the-record enabler of torture Attorney General, what's next for the GOP?

a): Bush links Social Security to al-Qaeda

b): Congress gives Fox News commentators license to kill

c): Re-education camps for residents of Democratic-majority precincts in Ohio

d): Cheney declares France member of the Axis of Evil

er, something about canada.

How about "All of the Above?"

jus when my Christmaas depression starts to abate, you come up with this ****. eExcuse me whilst I blow my brains out.

Oh, Oh, I just realized, Cheney will resign claiming the 5th, Bush APPOINTS Rove VP.

and Yeah Conni Rice will experience onset of menstruation.

Some of you anti-Americans haven't voted in the poll yet...

youll just find some way of disenfranchisiing us

Disenfranchised?

You're already in the pot with the water heating up ever so slowly, froggie.

Besides, don't you have more to be concerned with, having Rick "Man on Dog" Santorum as your representation in Washington?

And if you plan on using any of your home arsenal, just be sure you point them in the proper direction. At the bad guys.

see, there ya go again. i was hoping nobody'd bring up Rick but there are some grassroots efforts for his presidency in 2012.
Theres an America I wanna be part of.

I swear to you, my pro-bono efforts that do not involve Creationism , will be heavily targeted on retiring little Ricky in 2006 so he need not continue as a senator. Im just afraid that the DEMS will run the same old schmuck they had in 04. Real smart Senatorial timber would be to have Ed Rendell run for Senate

I agree with that; I think Ed would be an excellent Senator.

But he harbors a Presidential aspiration or two, does he not? And lots of recent history shows it's more beneficial to make that run from the statehouse...

Back to topic:

How can we best ensure the integrity of Iraq's upcoming elections?

a): Provisional ballots if your precinct has been blown into the next precinct

b): By sending Ohio's Kenneth Blackwell permanently to Baghdad

c): No beheadings within 100 feet of a polling place

d): Motor-voter registration for car bombers with proper ID

If Karl Rove is Bush's brain... who's his sphincter?

a): The Swift Boat Veterans

b): Diebold Election Systems

c): a tagteam of Bill "loofah the baby Jesus" O'Reilly and Rush "hillbilly heroin" Limbaugh

d): Karen Hughes

Now that they've given up on WMDs, what other fiction should the Iraq Survey Group seek next?

a): Hidden stashes of accountability still remaining in the White House

b): Actual proof Bush served in 1972 (serving margaritas doesn't count)

c): The liberal media

d): The Social Security crisis