I want to shave my area.

Haha! I wish. It's some spam scam.

Oh boy Kicky!! Sending pictures of your testicles via the internet is a contravention of like a zillion laws! And the new Attorney-Gen has said that he's targeting testicle-themed internet porn spam as a 'priority'. Suppose the boys in Walla-Walla will have a pleasant suprise tho, so it was worth the effort!

Is Walla-Walla (captialize both Wallas?) like wally-wally?

Thank you for your support in my time of need, Stillwater.

Ahhh, PaulaJ you is mah beeyutch now!

He's mailed his testicles to an unsuspecting Norwegian.

There will likely be an international incident.

Were they recognizable?

Well, they are smooth...and hanging...and sort of roundish...I don't know if anybody could pick 'em out of a line-up.

well im here.. i can help if help is sitll needed...

This thread, and the majority of its inhabitants, are SO beyond help.

Yes, I still need help! Whatcha got, seed?

Don't listen to Stilly, Seed, you're a good guy for offering your help. Now, what help, exactly, were you offering?

He could shave his testicles, so Kicky's wouldn't be so easy to pick out of a line-up...

Ooooh....

Kicky, what did I miss? Are you singing like a boy soprano?

This is starting to resemble the movie "Porky's". Remember the scene where they wanted to have the penis line-up?

Kirsten, nope. I just gave it a little trim, that's all. Looks good though. I'm awaiting the advice of seed. I think he has good info.

Re: I want to shave my area.


You've gotta wax it! It's somewhat painful but it's the best way. Just remember to use plenty of aloe vera spray or similar, afterwards!

And what the hell are you takin pictures of your johnnycakes for and... who calls them johnnycakes???

Oh, important tip: rip in the opposite direction of the hair growth, not with it.

well this is what i have... one DO NOT and then my do....

first off... as my good friend informed me DO NOT used Nad's hair remover...

lets just suffice to say that the poor guy had to walk with his legs spread apart for a couple of days and cried for about an hour when he covered his twigg and berries in said remover

this is how it goes down for me... i take my beard trimmer.. put the lowest guard on and trim said area making sure not to leave any long hairs to be grabbed and pulled by a razor... ( using the guard helps from getting nicked)

after i have mowed the lawn its all about being in the shower... i find it easier to shave around said twig to get it out of the way... that is the easy part... its getting the berries that takes a steady and slow hand...

you need to make sure you use your fingers to make the skin taut then you can shave small areas at a time... it is crucial that you dont have long hairs on the berries because if the razor catches them you're sure to get nicked and you dont want that... you'll bleed like an SOB....


so you trackin Kicky?

waxing would rip said berries from the twig... and you know what happens when you pick unripe berries.. you get sick and DIE...

Thanks for the waxing idea, but ummm...no f-ing way! And about johnnycakes...I just didn't want to say **** and balls on A2K. I don't talk like that!

wow.