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I want to shave my area.

 
 
kickycan
 
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Reply Mon 3 Jan, 2005 05:35 pm
Okay, sounds good. I'm still not sure how to get the ball region completely smooth, but now I see that the razor is the way to go. Maybe I'll just drink the vodka first, to give myself the courage to perform this delicate operation.

Dag, giggle all you want, just as long as you don't laugh when I do the "unveiling".
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Heeven
 
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Reply Mon 3 Jan, 2005 05:51 pm
Definitely got to wax it all off kicky.

I recommend cement.
Apply it liberally.
Use 3-ply sack cloth to press down and then yank cloth off as fast as possible (you wanna be real energetic for this part). Slappy might help you out with this bit.

If you have any skin left I'd be surprised but at least you will have no hair.

Good luck!
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Mon 3 Jan, 2005 05:58 pm
hope you're coming in a kilt!
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Mon 3 Jan, 2005 06:17 pm
You could try the old 'pudding-bowl' approach. That's the one where they just used to stick a pudding-bowl on the kid's head and cut off anything sticking out.

Of course a pudding-bowl is a little optimistic. Shall we say.... an egg-cup maybe? Possibly a shot-glass?
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Mon 3 Jan, 2005 06:20 pm
Or a thimble.
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Dartagnan
 
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Reply Mon 3 Jan, 2005 06:27 pm
Might be the right size to hold the brain of anyone who'd want to do this procedure...
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makemeshiver33
 
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Reply Mon 3 Jan, 2005 06:29 pm
One thing about it Kicky, it will make your package look bigger!

I'd just shave it with a womens razor......
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Mon 3 Jan, 2005 06:34 pm
Kicky, are you planning on shaving your pubes completely off?

I actually am the opposite. Instead of grooming, I gather hair from the floor of the barber shop, and glue it on top of my pubes. Women dig it the most.
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Mon 3 Jan, 2005 06:40 pm
makemeshiver33 wrote:
One thing about it Kicky, it will make your package look bigger!


<snicker>


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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Mon 3 Jan, 2005 06:42 pm
Kicky, you still haven't come out with the REAL reason you're doing this.

Pissing on your pubes sucks while going to the bathroom.
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GeneralTsao
 
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Reply Mon 3 Jan, 2005 06:47 pm
I'd be really careful with anything that contains alcohol anywhere near your scrotum. Remember the old high school gag which involved putting Ben-Gay in the jockstrap?

Now imagine alcohol on that area right after shaving. You'll scream in pain all night!

Which isn't bad if you're into that sort of thing...
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makemeshiver33
 
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Reply Mon 3 Jan, 2005 07:35 pm
http://www.mainzelahr.de/smile/boese/kanister.gif

Ya, Alcohol on a newly shaved area! LOL
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Mon 3 Jan, 2005 07:41 pm
Sometimes I accidently spill my beer while having sex.

Does that burn you ladies down there?
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makemeshiver33
 
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Reply Mon 3 Jan, 2005 07:47 pm
Gee Slappy, do you get the munchies while drinking? :wink:
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kickycan
 
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Reply Mon 3 Jan, 2005 07:49 pm
Okay, I'm home, and I'm ready to give this a try! I'm going to go do a little trimming. Wish me luck!
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JustBrooke
 
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Reply Mon 3 Jan, 2005 07:51 pm
Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:
Sometimes I accidently spill my beer while having sex.

Does that burn you ladies down there?


Dunno about beer.....but whisky burns. Or so I've been told. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/heavens_just_a_kiss_away/shifty.gif
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Odd Socks
 
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Reply Mon 3 Jan, 2005 07:52 pm
Are you going to show us "before and after" pictures.

Same highbrow discussions as usual, eh Question Not that my contribution ever helped, i suppose.


Razz And, yes, i can see how A2K is a better place to ask this question htan just going to the hair removal section of the chemist Razz.
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makemeshiver33
 
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Reply Mon 3 Jan, 2005 07:55 pm
Good Luck w/ it...lol
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kickycan
 
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Reply Mon 3 Jan, 2005 07:56 pm
justa_babbling_brooke wrote:
Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:
Sometimes I accidently spill my beer while having sex.

Does that burn you ladies down there?


Dunno about beer.....but whisky burns. Or so I've been told. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/heavens_just_a_kiss_away/shifty.gif


Have I told you lately that I love you?
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Mon 3 Jan, 2005 07:56 pm
makemeshiver33 wrote:
Gee Slappy, do you get the munchies while drinking? :wink:


Yes, very severe cases of the "munchies." What a sickness to have.
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