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new virulent strain of sexually transmitted disease

 
 
Reply Fri 17 Dec, 2004 09:54 am
The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of sexually transmitted disease.

This disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim (pronounced "gonna re-elect him").

Many victims have contracted it after having been screwed for the past 4 years, in spite of having taken measures to protect themselves from this
especially troublesome disease.

Cognitive sequellae of individuals infected with Gonorrhea Lectim include, but are not limited to:

Anti-social personality disorder traits; delusions of grandeur with a distinct messianic flavor;

Chronic mangling of the English language; extreme cognitive dissonance; inability to incorporate new information; pronounced xenophobia;

Inability to accept responsibility for actions; exceptional cowardice masked by acts of misplaced bravado; uncontrolled facial smirking;

Ignorance of geography and history;

Tendencies toward creating evangelical theocracies; and a strong propensity for categorical, all-or nothing behavior.

The disease is sweeping Washington. Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed and baffled that this malignant disease originated only a few years ago in a Texas Bush
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Fri 17 Dec, 2004 10:06 am
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kitchenpete
 
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Reply Fri 17 Dec, 2004 10:17 am
This will be hitting my email friends soon.

Very good. Laughing

KP
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JustWonders
 
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Reply Fri 17 Dec, 2004 10:42 am
According to this analysis by the Times, it's a pretty sure bet that the Democrats don't have a clue about finding a CURE anytime soon. Laughing Laughing Laughing


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The generation-long political retreat of Democrats across the South is disintegrating into a rout.

President Bush dominated the South so completely in last month's presidential election that he carried nearly 85% of all the counties across the region ?- and more than 90% of counties where whites are a majority of the population, according to a Times analysis of election results and census data.

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In the Senate, Republicans have increased the number of seats they hold in the 13 Southern states from 18 before Bush took office to 22. (The GOP has now won the last 10 open-seat Senate races in the South.) In the House, Republicans have stretched their advantage in the Southern states from 27 seats before Bush took office to 40 today.

"This is a cumulative process that has gained critical momentum in the past four years," said Karl Rove, Bush's chief political advisor.

Analyzing the results at the county level illustrates Bush's dominance vividly.

In 2000, Bush won 1,047 counties across the South and held then-Vice President Al Gore to 294, according to Polidata.

This year, Bush won 1,124 counties and held Kerry to 216, according to Polidata figures based on preliminary election results. (The South had one fewer county this year than in 2000 because two jurisdictions merged in Virginia.)

Those numbers represent a catastrophic decline for the Democrats since the 1990s, when Clinton won more than 650 counties in each of his presidential victories. Bush has become the first candidate since Franklin D. Roosevelt in 1940 and 1944 to carry more than 1,000 Southern counties twice.

Even those dramatic numbers may not express the full extent of the Democrats' erosion.

Kerry carried 126 Southern counties where racial minorities ?- primarily African Americans, but also Latinos in Texas ?- are a majority of the population, according to a Times analysis of census and Polidata figures. That's only slightly fewer than the 142 "majority-minority" counties Clinton won across the South in 1996.

But Kerry won fewer than one-fifth as many majority-white Southern counties as Clinton did. In all, Kerry carried fewer than 8% of Southern counties with a white majority. Kerry won only one majority-white county in each of Alabama, South Carolina and Mississippi; in Texas he carried two of 196.


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McGentrix
 
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Reply Fri 17 Dec, 2004 11:48 am
Turns out ol' crazy Zell was right.
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JustWonders
 
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Reply Fri 17 Dec, 2004 12:40 pm
Yep. And, the Dems are really gonna be ticked off when they read this.

Fox News Channel, Giving 'Em More Zell

By Lisa de Moraes
Wednesday, December 15, 2004; Page C07

Sen. Zell Miller, the fire-and-brimstone-preaching Dixiecrat who tried to challenge MSNBC's Chris Matthews to a duel after delivering the keynote speech at the Republican National Convention, has been welcomed with open arms by Fox News Channel.

The cable network announced yesterday it has signed the departing Georgia Democrat as a contributor, beginning in January.

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BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Fri 17 Dec, 2004 01:35 pm
BBB
Aha! Now we know why Zell Miller gave that rabid speech at the Republication convention. It was his performance tape for submission to FOX for a job.

Some people will do anything for money. Sell out his party for a gig.

BBB
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