Yawn , stretch, burp, fart...

Are you telling me that I need to get my dick wet?

Ticomaya wrote:

Perhaps it's because us men are more, shall we say "versatile," -- and I guess I can only speak for myself -- but I think men tend to check the status of the seat every time. Maybe we're just more self-reliant, and aren't content to rely on the person who went before ....

Oh please. Both men and women can use the toilet with the seat down. Only men can use it with the seat up. It's common courtesy.

Also not much fun for your potty-training daughter to find the seat up. Especially if you have a toilet with a troubled flusher.

I'd just like to state for the record that any man who pees sitting down is no longer a man, and should remove his/her own balls with a rusty blade in order to make things right.

I'd just like to state for the record that any man who pees sitting down is no longer a man, and should remove his/her own balls with a rusty blade in order to make things right.

FreeDuck wrote:

Ticomaya wrote:

Perhaps it's because us men are more, shall we say "versatile," -- and I guess I can only speak for myself -- but I think men tend to check the status of the seat every time. Maybe we're just more self-reliant, and aren't content to rely on the person who went before ....

Oh please. Both men and women can use the toilet with the seat down. Only men can use it with the seat up. It's common courtesy.

Also not much fun for your potty-training daughter to find the seat up. Especially if you have a toilet with a troubled flusher.

I'd just like to state for the record that any man who pees sitting down is no longer a man, and should remove his/her own balls with a rusty blade in order to make things right.

Freeduck,

Aah, that is a special exception. Every rule has an exception. Now please find yourself a rusty blade, sir, and make things right!

kickycan wrote:

I'd just like to state for the record that any man who pees sitting down is no longer a man, and should remove his/her own balls with a rusty blade in order to make things right.

I've heard that morning wood sometimes requires you to sit.

You are, of course, referring to a variant of "the Move," which I wrote about in THIS thread.

Seems oddly on-topic in this scatalogical discussion.