my coffee has too much sweetner
im having a bad morning cuz of it
aint life grand.
ug
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blueveinedthrobber
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Tue 14 Dec, 2004 08:54 am
you need an orgasm....alone or with a partner....you'll feel better then......and light a match will ya? Jesus!!!!
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shewolfnm
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Tue 14 Dec, 2004 08:58 am
arent i just sexy in the morning...
>sniff<
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InTraNsiTiOn
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Tue 14 Dec, 2004 09:15 am
It is just way too early....and I even got to sleep in this morning!
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Bella Dea
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Tue 14 Dec, 2004 09:18 am
today sucks....i would have rather stayed in bed....too cold and icky out....need down comforter....mmmm.....bed.....
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shewolfnm
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Tue 14 Dec, 2004 09:28 am
i hate mo rnings. i hate having to get out of a warm bed
I hate having to stop dreaming
i hate having to sit on a cold toilet seat
i hate super sweet coffee..
i hate mornings.
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Bella Dea
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Tue 14 Dec, 2004 09:41 am
shewolfnm wrote:
i hate having to sit on a cold toilet seat
god that is the worst...when you get up in the middle of the night and have to pee and you stumble blindly to the bathroom and sit down on an iceburg.
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paulaj
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Tue 14 Dec, 2004 10:52 am
Kristie wrote:
shewolfnm wrote:
i hate having to sit on a cold toilet seat
god that is the worst...when you get up in the middle of the night and have to pee and you stumble blindly to the bathroom and sit down on an iceburg.
I can think of a worse scenario. Getting up in the middle of the night to pee and not noticing hubby/boyfriend left the toilet seat up and you fall in!
Very startling. In a split second you go from barely awake to ultra-awake.
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FreeDuck
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Tue 14 Dec, 2004 10:55 am
Or even worse is when they(or you) put the lid down and you don't notice in time and pee all over the place.
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shewolfnm
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Tue 14 Dec, 2004 10:55 am
i have NEVER had that happen.
do people REALLY fall in?
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shewolfnm
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Tue 14 Dec, 2004 10:56 am
FreeDuck wrote:
Or even worse is when they(or you) put the lid down and you don't notice in time and pee all over the place.
now that is f-n funny.
i have done that
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paulaj
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Tue 14 Dec, 2004 10:57 am
shewolfnm wrote:
i have NEVER had that happen.
do people REALLY fall in?
Hell yes! I've had it happen more times than I can count.
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FreeDuck
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Tue 14 Dec, 2004 10:57 am
Me too. And let loose with a string of cuss words that almost woke the whole house.
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blueveinedthrobber
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Tue 14 Dec, 2004 11:01 am
Lady wakes up in the middle of the night to pee....seat is up and she not only falls in but becomes lodged in the toilet bowl...after many exhaustive attempts to free her....rescue squad is called.....as they arrive the lady calls out frantically that she's VERY exposed.....so husband thinks fast and throws his hat over her lap....rescue squad guy takes a look and says "We can get your wife dislodged...but that guy in the hat is a goner I'm afraid".....
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Bella Dea
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Tue 14 Dec, 2004 11:03 am
I've touched the water but not really fallen in. Nearly hit the ceiling when I shot up. And I've started to pee on the cover...but realized it before it got bad.
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shewolfnm
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Tue 14 Dec, 2004 11:03 am
OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH LMAO!
people falling in the TOILET
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH lmao
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