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Yawn , stretch, burp, fart...

 
 
blueveinedthrobber
 
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Reply Tue 14 Dec, 2004 11:42 am
shewolfnm wrote:
Shocked


just keeping the conversation lively baby... :wink:

((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((BEAR HUG)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Tue 14 Dec, 2004 11:42 am
Kristie wrote:
See, my take is he can pee with it down but I can't pee with it up. So it should be down.


You prefer pee-drops on your seat ... ?
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FreeDuck
 
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Reply Tue 14 Dec, 2004 11:42 am
Ticomaya wrote:
Perhaps it's because us men are more, shall we say "versatile," -- and I guess I can only speak for myself -- but I think men tend to check the status of the seat every time. Maybe we're just more self-reliant, and aren't content to rely on the person who went before ....


Oh please. Both men and women can use the toilet with the seat down. Only men can use it with the seat up. It's common courtesy.

Also not much fun for your potty-training daughter to find the seat up. Especially if you have a toilet with a troubled flusher.
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FreeDuck
 
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Reply Tue 14 Dec, 2004 11:44 am
Ticomaya wrote:
Kristie wrote:
See, my take is he can pee with it down but I can't pee with it up. So it should be down.


You prefer pee-drops on your seat ... ?


You don't know how to pee sitting down?
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Tue 14 Dec, 2004 11:44 am
hmm.. not true.

I have used the toilet with the seat up.
You just have to... perch.. like a canary.. yeah
thats it.
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Tue 14 Dec, 2004 11:44 am
Urine tends to disinfect the pimples (warts, boils etc,) on one's backside. So by all means, folks, continue to whiz on the seat. You're making the world a healthier place.

This Public Service Announcement courtesy of Gargamel.
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Tue 14 Dec, 2004 11:44 am
FreeDuck wrote:
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Oh please. Both men and women can use the toilet with the seat down. Only men can use it with the seat up. It's common courtesy.


... and women with strong thighs! Twisted Evil
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Tue 14 Dec, 2004 11:45 am
Bi-Polar Bear wrote:
shewolfnm wrote:
Shocked


just keeping the conversation lively baby... :wink:

((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((BEAR HUG)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))


now you are trying to feel me up.
I see how you work.
Laughing
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FreeDuck
 
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Reply Tue 14 Dec, 2004 11:45 am
Ticomaya wrote:
FreeDuck wrote:
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Oh please. Both men and women can use the toilet with the seat down. Only men can use it with the seat up. It's common courtesy.


... and women with strong thighs! Twisted Evil


I like to save my thigh workouts for public restrooms.
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Tue 14 Dec, 2004 11:46 am
This thread really stinks.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Tue 14 Dec, 2004 11:47 am
Gargamel wrote:
Urine tends to disinfect the pimples (warts, boils etc,) on one's backside. So by all means, folks, continue to whiz on the seat. You're making the world a healthier place.

This Public Service Announcement courtesy of Gargamel.


i would never admit to having butt pimples.
Shocked
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Tue 14 Dec, 2004 11:48 am
What's a butt pimple? What are anal warts? Who brought all this stuff up?

I would feel sorry for anyone with butt pimples, if I had any idea what butt pimples were.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Tue 14 Dec, 2004 11:51 am
Laughing
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Tue 14 Dec, 2004 01:04 pm
Ticomaya wrote:
Kristie wrote:
See, my take is he can pee with it down but I can't pee with it up. So it should be down.


You prefer pee-drops on your seat ... ?


Perhaps after many years of having it, you might learn how to use it. :wink:
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Tue 14 Dec, 2004 01:06 pm
shewolfnm wrote:
hmm.. not true.

I have used the toilet with the seat up.
You just have to... perch.. like a canary.. yeah
thats it.


I WILL NOT sit on a public toilet so I hover any time I am not home or at a trusted friend or family members home.
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Tue 14 Dec, 2004 01:06 pm
cjhsa wrote:
This thread really stinks.


Well shewolf did fart at the beginning....

a lingering one, huh?
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kickycan
 
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Reply Tue 14 Dec, 2004 01:09 pm
I have dry flaky skin on the underside of my shaft, right up to the head. What should I do about it?
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FreeDuck
 
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Reply Tue 14 Dec, 2004 01:22 pm
Wet it.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Tue 14 Dec, 2004 01:23 pm
Are you telling me that I need to get my dick wet?
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Tue 14 Dec, 2004 01:24 pm
Kristie wrote:
Ticomaya wrote:
Kristie wrote:
See, my take is he can pee with it down but I can't pee with it up. So it should be down.


You prefer pee-drops on your seat ... ?


Perhaps after many years of having it, you might learn how to use it. :wink:


Sometimes it has a mind of its own. :wink:
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