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Yawn , stretch, burp, fart...

 
 
paulaj
 
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Reply Tue 14 Dec, 2004 11:04 am
That's quite a scenario Bear. I'm glad I could always dislodge myself on my own.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Tue 14 Dec, 2004 11:05 am
my husband thinks i am wierd because I laugh out loud at my computer.
Shocked
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paulaj
 
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Reply Tue 14 Dec, 2004 11:11 am
shewolfnm wrote:
my husband thinks i am wierd because I laugh out loud at my computer.
Shocked

Did you tell him what a fun bunch we all is?
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Tue 14 Dec, 2004 11:14 am
yeah,
He asked.. " why are you laughing"
and my reply ( HONESTLY ) was
" because everyone is falling in the toilet and it pisses them off"


He just blinked...
and walked away

Laughing
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paulaj
 
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Reply Tue 14 Dec, 2004 11:17 am
Hubbies can be fun. I should get one, but there so much trouble at times.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Tue 14 Dec, 2004 11:30 am
i hear they are going for pretty cheap these days.
Im sure you could get a bargain one a good one somewhere.
hell.. i got mine for free!
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FreeDuck
 
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Reply Tue 14 Dec, 2004 11:30 am
shewolfnm wrote:
" because everyone is falling in the toilet and it pisses them off"


That's got to be the best line of the day.
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FreeDuck
 
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Reply Tue 14 Dec, 2004 11:32 am
shewolfnm wrote:
i hear they are going for pretty cheap these days.
Im sure you could get a bargain one a good one somewhere.
hell.. i got mine for free!


I found mine on big trash day. I was driving by and said, "Hey, somebody threw away a perfectly good husband! I'll bet he'll fit in my trunk."
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Tue 14 Dec, 2004 11:33 am
I've got all kinds of people in my trunk!

Okay, just cheerleaders.
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FreeDuck
 
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Reply Tue 14 Dec, 2004 11:34 am
Gargamel wrote:
I've got all kinds of people in my trunk!

Okay, just cheerleaders.


I'll bet you can fit a lot more cheerleaders than husbands in your trunk.
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blueveinedthrobber
 
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Reply Tue 14 Dec, 2004 11:34 am
and jv cheerleaders at that.....
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Tue 14 Dec, 2004 11:34 am
Now, with all your experiences, have any of you ladies learned to check to make sure the seat is not up before plopping down? I mean, you can keep on blaming us guys, but if you continue sitting down in the water ....
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Tue 14 Dec, 2004 11:35 am
eventually, like puppies, men get potty trained. It just takes some longer than others.
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FreeDuck
 
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Reply Tue 14 Dec, 2004 11:37 am
Ticomaya wrote:
Now, with all your experiences, have any of you ladies learned to check to make sure the seat is not up before plopping down? I mean, you can keep on blaming us guys, but if you continue sitting down in the water ....


Some of us aren't so sharp-witted at 2:30 in the morning.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Tue 14 Dec, 2004 11:37 am
same for women kristie... ;-)

i always check.
Maybe that is why i think it so funny people actually FALL IN.
hahahahaha

My solution to the potty seat problem.
If you want him to put it down when he is done,
you put it up when YOU are done.
accomidate each other.
> bows<
My Tao wisdom at its finest.
Laughing
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blueveinedthrobber
 
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Reply Tue 14 Dec, 2004 11:38 am
and puppies, like women, eventually become full grown bitches... Razz
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Tue 14 Dec, 2004 11:38 am
See, my take is he can pee with it down but I can't pee with it up. So it should be down.
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Tue 14 Dec, 2004 11:39 am
Bi-Polar Bear wrote:
and puppies, like women, eventually become full grown bitches... Razz


You know it!
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Tue 14 Dec, 2004 11:39 am
Shocked
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Tue 14 Dec, 2004 11:40 am
Perhaps it's because us men are more, shall we say "versatile," -- and I guess I can only speak for myself -- but I think men tend to check the status of the seat every time. Maybe we're just more self-reliant, and aren't content to rely on the person who went before ....
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