"By the standards of the Nuremberg Trials, every American president since 1945 should be hung."
-N Chomsky
"cinnamon is sweet, but it's not the only spice in the cupboard"-kerver
'The earth has got everything for a man's need - Not for his greed' - Mahatma Gandhi.
"I have invented an invaluable permanent invalid
called Bunbury, in order that I may be able to go
down into the country whenever I choose."
[Oscar Wilde, "The Importance of Being Ernest"]
"grab him by the balls and he'll go anywhere"-Murphy
Having sex is like playing bridge.
If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
(Woody Allen)
"People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life." --Faith Resnick
Until one feels the spirit of Christmas, there is no Christmas. All else is outward display--so much tinsel and decorations. For it isn't the holly, it isn't the snow. It isn't the tree not the firelight's glow. It's the warmth that comes to the hearts of men when the Christmas spirit returns again.
--Unknown
"Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it."
--Sam Levenson
Three things in human life are important:
the first is to be kind;
the second is to be kind;
and the third is to be kind.
--Henry James
cause I like football so much
Quote:"Leaders are not born; they are made.
And they are made just like anything else - through hard work.
And that is the price we'll have to pay to achieve any goal."
Vince Lombardi
1913-1970, Hall of Fame Football Coach
"Against stupidity the very gods themselves contend in vain."
Friedrich von Schiller
"The Maid of Orleans." Act iii. Sc. 6
"Why do people act as if war and murder were unnatural?
Whats unnatural is to go your whole life without ever raising your hand in violence."
-Children of the Mind)
And the time old favorite:
"So, what we going to do tonight Brain?"
"The same thing we do every night, try tp take over the world!"
-Pinky and the Brain
Violence is such a poor solution to the problem only small children and large nations use it
edit: Found the original ;-)
The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem, it is generally employed only by small children and large nations.
-David Friedman-
