Best ways to sneak booze into a concert

Littlek, are you still nodding?

You may want to stop, you'll wake up with a sore neck.

BOP!

aright, the drunk chick needs to go beddiebye -nitol.

Hey, the chiropractor gave me excersizes for this. Now, I nod in sets and reps.

BOP?

BOP! WOWZA! BINGO!

My form of a stupid joke drumroll.

Haven't you learned not to pay any attention to me?

Okay, here's what happened tonight.

I didn't get the biker spandex pants. My friend did though. He snuck in a couple of little bottles of rum. Sneaking it in was easy, but it was not enough. I drank a little gin before we went in. Once we got in, I drank beer, until about halfway through the concert, when they stopped selling beer. F*cking fascists. I drank Pepsi after that. But then, right when Korn started my friend surprised us with a joint he snuck in. Nice surprise.

As for the concert, every band sucked except Korn. The best part was when they played "Another Brick in The Wall". Loved it. Korn is pretty intense. Velvet Revolver was the headliner, but after Korn, they just seemed like a joke to me.

After, we went wandering around Bleecker Street. I tried saying "Ciao, bella" to every woman we saw. It seemed to have a positive effect on most of them. We met a couple of the most annoying girls on the planet in a bar at the end of the night, and when I got tired of listening to them blather on about nothing, I said something incredibly offensive, just to amuse myself. The looks on their faces were priceless. It was the highlight of the night for me.

All in all, it wasn't a great night, but it had it's moments. And now, it's 6:00 AM, so I really should go to bed.

Kicky

I sneak botas in under my sweater at Flyers games and it works well. The intensity of security varies. My last concert was The Ninth Symphony , and the security is usually of a different sort , so I cant help your next efforts.
Korn was on the Stern show yesteday and they were pretty good. Theyve been around for awhile and played at secondary concerts. Have they made the bigger circuits by doing covers?

Korn is one band I really want to see and haven't yet. I have the Velvet Revolver cd, and while it's OK, and they're on the radio a ton, I'm not very impressed.

So the end of the night sounds like you pulled a Slappy...what did you say?

Didja know that the kids' chorus from the Pink Floyd album (the "We don't need no education" kids) is demanding royalties now?

Are they really? Can they do that? Korn also did a cover of "Word Up", by Cameo, and they did a little bit of Metallica's "One" in the middle of one of their own songs.

Yeah, Slappy, I have that Velvet Revolver CD too. It's pretty average. Plus, Scott Weiland was acting so gay, and having a gay guy strutting around with the guys from Guns n Roses just doesn't work.

Oh, and that offensive thing I said. I feel a little bad about telling you guys, because it's going to sound like I was being a real as$hole, but if you had been listening to these two idiots, you'd understand. They needed to hear it.

So they were telling us their "little man" theory. The somewhat chunky brunette says something like, "a guy who's got a small penis usually has that "little man" thing going...he'll work harder to make up for it".

So I say, "Yeah, it's just like how all fat girls swallow."

Dead silence. They stared at me with their mouths open for a few seconds, and then the non-chubby, somewhat hot one tried to distract us by saying something like, "With my boyfriend I only swallow on his birthday."

So my buddy says, "yeah, but if you were fat, you might do it on other days too. Like on Christmas, you might take a load for Jesus."

I was proud to have him there with me.

haha! I shouldn't laugh, but that would have been a funny exchange to watch.

Kicky, if I were there, the damage would have been irreversable to the poor girl.

By the way, it's not that all fat girls swallow...it's all fat girls are good at giving head. Know why? Because they HAVE to be.

That's awesome though. Kudos to you.

both great bands. but they sure as hell don't belong on the same bill.

The fat girls will squeal when they spot a 3 dick man.
What a great thread and how I miss Slappy

What happened to Slappy? Where did he go?

I know ese got all legit and stuff but Slappy?

Dang.

he left us for facebook...

The absolute best way is by using water bottles and resealing that caps. Works anywhere they let you take sealed water bites. www.camocaps.net is where you can find caps with the seal intact.

In the film, The Saddest Music in the World by the Canadian director Guy Maddin, Isabella Rossellini's character Lady Helen Port-Huntley had two prosthetic glass legs filled with beer.

You can always try this roundabout route.