Best ways to sneak booze into a concert

That's true, but I think buying a couple tubes of toothpaste is cheaper than a turban.

No Littlek, THAT'S not the reason you're single.

You people aren't very bright. They often check hats at concerts.

HOW HARD IS THIS? Stick the damn bottle/nips in your drawers. If you get caught, they take it away.

i could be wrong, but i thought they have the right to turn you away if they catch you red-handed...

I don't know...I just suck it up and buy beer there if I'm going to drink inside.

I've done that, Slappy. I'm just trying to find a better way. When you put a little bottle in your shorts, it has a tendency to shift. Last time the damn thing almost fell out while I was getting patted down. It will do the job, but not very well.

I WILL find a better way...

Here you go:

Go buy some spandex shorts(sporting goods store). They might be tight enough to keep the booze from moving around. Once you're inside, hit the sh!tter and take them off, and put the booze in your pockets.

Kicky...we just always gotten lit beforehand and when we got to the concert, we'd tuck it in our boots. Depending on the size of your ankles..haha, a pint fits nicely down the sides of them.

But on the otherhand, never had the fear of being patted down. So probably not much help there.

Umm, you going with a women by chance?

If so....make her carry a big bag...make you some jello shooters, but put them in those jello containers you get in the fridge section at the grocery store. Reglue the lids on them, presto...jello shooters.

Lets just say, she may want a snack mid-concert.

lol

Nah, they check women's bags now. They do so even at movie theaters.....

Kicky, just make sure you use a plastic toothpaste container.

Aww......hum, well there has to be a more creative way to sneak booze into a concert than shaving his crotch area and taping toostepaste tubes to his..umm, area. lol.......OUCH

Kicky, can I rip them off?? LOL

Here..try this

http://www.maximonline.com/articles/archive_article_31.html

If it's a daytime concert, and they let you bring your own soda, get a small cooler, fill it with ice and lots of vodka, then throw in a bunch of sodas that you don't plan on drinking. It worked for a friend of mine at the first Lollapalooza.

Nevermind, just did it for ya.....

How To: Sneak Booze into a Concert

Don't let any meathead security guards spoil your festival happy hour?-sneak, drink, and be merry.

Maxim, June 2004

1. Fall rye
Like a grunt jumping on a grenade, let a bottle take one for the team. Shoddily paid security will be wise to any paleface teen-angster with a trench coat full of absinthe. Just surrender what's in your coat with a "you got me" shrug and they'll never look for the flasks of Old Crow taped to your legs.

2. Out on a limp
Get yourself one of those big Velcro walking casts. There's plenty of room to shove four, maybe five pint bottles of mash. Work the lame act well enough and you might even get escorted to the special handicapped seating down front?-where you can hit on blind chicks. Bottoms up, Tiny Tim!

3. Great expectations
If you have a girlfriend who shares your interest in music and alcohol, see if you can enlist her assistance. Dress her up in a maternity blouse, then strap a pony keg to milady's midsection and soften it with a pillow. The hidden danger here is that it may put thoughts of actual pregnancy in your girlfriend's mind, and no buzz is worth that.

4. Sweet success
If you're lucky enough to have a diabetic friend, make the most of it! Buy your sugar-shocked pal a ticket to the show and then covertly dump his vials of insulin and refill them with the beverage of your choosing. (Clear liquors are obviously your best bet.)

5. The straight poop
Mix up a batch of mud slides?-Baileys, Kahlúa, and vodka, blended with ice?-and pour it into a colostomy bag. The gate crew will take one look at the thick, brownish mess strapped to your side and wave you right through. You might want to transfer it to another container before offering that cute girl down front a sip, though. :wink:

Heehee, yes the shaving thing is a little bit over the top, isn't it? But I might still do it. Slappy's idea sounds like it might work too. I'd have to spend money that way though...I'm going to have to think about this.

Ok....
I have first dibs..............
This excursion WILL end up in next years
DARWIN awards.......

i still cannot believe that in louisville we regularly got away with it without much trouble back in the '70s.

how anybody could miss a bunch of stoney longhairs walking around with a sixer of stroh's tallboys arranged like a bat belt under the peacoat is amazing!

DTOM - don't want to ruin your 'outlaw' fantasy, but I'd suspect that 'trouble' in Louisville back then involved pick-up trucks, shot-guns, moonshine and a couple of hundred-weight of Mexican marijuana.


I've been thinking Kicky. You sure you need TWO lungs?

outlaw fantasy, huh? hmm. never thought of it that way. more like a bunch of kids going to a show and havin' a good time. and gettin' away with sneakin' a few beers past the man.

but since you know all about it, i don't have to tell you that, do i ?

Okay, I think I just discovered a small flaw in my toothpaste idea. I have to go home and cut a tube of it open now, because I think they have like some kind of metal foil-type covering which might set off that wand metal detector that they use when you go in.

Dammit! But maybe it isn't enough metal to set it off. Do I take that chance though? I'll look like a real f*cking idiot if they catch me with a tube of toothpaste taped to my dick.

Buh-bye Darwin award. :wink:

What about putting bottles in your shoes?
All said and done, to sneak in alcohol that way will only cost you about 10 bucks and nothing has to touch your ass..