Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:That area between the sack and the dirtstar is called the "grundle."
And stop with the babies. All of Kicky's kids are in other countries. Non-applicable.
Those are the kids I send .27 cents a day too HUH?
Peri - area ( as it is referred to in the medical prof )
Main Entry: per·i·ne·um
Pronunciation: "per-&-'nE-&m
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural per·i·nea /-'nE-&/
Etymology: Middle English, from Late Latin perinaion, from Greek, from peri- + inan to empty out; perhaps akin to Sanskrit isnAti he sets in motion
Date: 15th century
: an area of tissue that marks externally the approximate boundary of the outlet of the pelvis and gives passage to the urinogenital ducts and rectum; also : the area between the anus and the posterior part of the external genitalia
- per·i·ne·al /-'nE-&l/ adjective
Re: Best ways to sneak booze into a concert
kickycan wrote:I am going to a concert this friday, and I want to know the best way to sneak in booze. >......<suggestions?
Give the bouncer a blow job.
How about if I get a douche bag and fill it up just part of the way, then scrunch that up in my gooch area? Do you think those things are too big for this?
HAHAH!
Seriously, douche bags dont scrunch up.. it would look like a beer can size dick... :-)
Crap. I need something like that though. Some kind of bag or pouch that seals tight. Or maybe a balloon? Hmmm....
i can stick a half pint under my fat flap :-)
kicky, formal apology for being a bitch in my thread. Sorry....
hope your booze conundrum works out.
Don't worry about it, Kristie. I already knew you were a bitch. :wink:
kickycan wrote:Don't worry about it, Kristie. I already knew you were a bitch. :wink:
Well, I wear my badge proudly.
What about in some headwear?
One of dem dere Rasta hats mon. I'n'I could like be putting dose rum bottles in wid I'n'I chalice and 'erb.
Err, Kristie - where exactly IS that badge? From my end of the Net it would appear you don't exactly have much (read, any) clothing to pin it on.
Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:littlek wrote:Ok. Stick the tobasco bottles up your butt.
You're so improper. Never talk to me again, I'm so offended.
Do you think that saying things like that is what keeps me single?
No, it's when the guys get your pants off and find tobasco bottles in your crevices.
Hey, I'm not the one who would be jonesing for a drink mid-concert.
Me neither. Don't bogart that....
Um...that's pretty sick littlek.
Anyway, I might have come up with a brilliant idea. Toothpaste! I think a tube of toothpaste should be flexible enough and sturdy enough for the job! And a regular tube of toothpaste holds 6 ounces, which should be enough! I just stuffed my toothpaste down my pants to test it out, and it seems perfect!
mr stillwater's on the right track -- you need different headgear...
those bouncers won't have the guts to check your turban...
