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Tue 30 Nov, 2004 09:52 pm
I am going to a concert this friday, and I want to know the best way to sneak in booze. At the last concert I snuck booze into, I took two bottles of tabasco sauce, filled them with rum, and stuffed them down the front of my pants. It worked, but I could feel them slipping as I was going in, and it made me nervous. I'm thinking of shaving my crotch and just taping a couple of them on either side of my johnson this time. The tape should make it pretty secure.
If there are any of you who know a better way, I'd appreciate any suggestions.
Mix vodka with spices and inject the concoction into cherry tomatos for Bloody Mary Bombs.
Explain to the gate-keeper that you have some weird dietary requirement (make up a cool medical word) that requires you to have vegetables nearby. They will do the whole ADA kind of trip on you and let you pass.
Eat/drink and be merry!
How old are you man? Get hammered before, and just spend a buck when you're inside.
Anyway, I'd say just tape some nips in your underwear. I don't think I've ever been patted down directly on my crotch and ass.
What concert are you going to?
Disguise it as marijuana?
Have the midget hanging from your necklace hide it in her mouth.
Thanks for the tips so far.
Slappy, I'm 37. I'm fast approaching geezerland.
It's Claus Fest. A bunch of halfway decent rock bands--Franz Ferdinand, Jimmy Eat World, Chevelle, Papa Roach, Velvet Revolver and Korn.
I have to time it right so that at the time that Velvet Revolver and Korn come on, I am drunk enough to scream my head off and dance around like an as$hole, but not so drunk that I've already blown my night's energy and am now sitting on the floor staring into a puddle of my own vomit.
Besides, for concerts, I like to drink the hard stuff, if at all possible. Something about concerts makes me want to drink whiskey or vodka straight from a bottle. It just feels right. Plus, going to buy beer at a concert is a f*cking pain in the ass.
If you dressed in drag you could hide them in your falsies.
Even better. Hire yourself a wheelchair and either trundle it along by yourself or kidnap some quad for the night. You could fit a case of beer in one of those things and you'll get in first too!
Stillwater, thanks, but I think shaving my crotch would be a lot easier.
My first response isn't really proper for this forum...... I agree with Slappy, drink before and after.
Oh, come on, now you have to tell us your first response. What was it? I don't think you guys appreciate the art of drinking at a concert like this.
Ok. Stick the tobasco bottles up your butt.
I thought that might be it. Not an option. I'm not shoving anything up my ass!
littlek wrote:Ok. Stick the tobasco bottles up your butt.
You're so improper. Never talk to me again, I'm so offended.
Okay, so what tape sticks to human skin the most securely? Do we have any former drug smugglers in the house who might know? I'm thinking duct tape might be the best for this operation.
Oh, duct tape ought to do it. Can we get pictures of you ripping the tape off a hairy body part?
WHERE CAN I GET ONE OF THOSE!
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