I thought that might be it. Not an option. I'm not shoving anything up my ass!
Liar liar pants on fire!!!!!!!!
Anywas.... They dont make you take off your shoes?
Buy some BIG cheap shoes, remove the soles, take an exacto knife , remove the guts all the way to the bottom of the shoe,
Go to a dime thrift shop, buy 2 old metal flasks and fill, place in shoe, replace sole with a little elmers glue ( makes it easier to remove later )
The peri-area ( the place between the balls and the a-hole.) can NOT be touched legaly unless by law-enforcement with a 2nd officer present.
Take tobasco jars.. or what ever you want to fit there. hehe.. place them just behind the testicle skin against your pubic bone, tape, wear baggy heavy jeans so that the crotch of the jeans creates extra material when they up - swoop to check your thighs.
, Drink later... wash them off first though. hehe.