New England Weather Chart

(Someone sent me this today. I've seen it elsewhere but I don't think on A2K -jjorge)

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Here's a New Englander's Temperature Conversion Chart that relates temperatures in Fahrenheit to various human behaviors:

60 and above:
New Yorkers try to turn on the heat. People in New England plant gardens.

50-59:
Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in New England sunbathe.

40-49: Italian & English cars won't start. People in New England drive with the windows down.

32-39: Distilled water freezes. Moosehead Lake's water gets thicker.

20-31: Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats. People in New England throw on a flannel shirt.

15-19: New York landlords finally turn up the heat. People in New England have the last cookout before it gets cold.

0-minus 9 degrees: People in Miami all die. New Englanders close the windows.

10-19 below: Californians fly away to Mexico. People in New England get out their winter coats.

20-29 below: Hollywood disintegrates. New England Girl Scouts start selling cookies door to door.

30-39 below: Washington DC runs out of hot air. People in New England let the dogs sleep indoors...but go to the Patriot games outside

40-49 below: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. New Englanders get frustrated because they can't start their "kahs".

50-59 below: ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale). People in New England again start saying..."Cold 'nuff for ya?"

60 below and colder: Hell freezes over. Red Sox win the World Series