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littlek
 
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Reply Thu 18 Nov, 2004 08:57 pm
So, let's all lucid dream tonight!
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Thu 18 Nov, 2004 09:05 pm
nimh wrote:
"Devising Kicky's next dream": a thread in which all of us put in stuff that we think will get into Kicky's subconscious and then return in his dreams ...

****ing with someone's mind was never so much fun ...


kicky's at work -- on a sunday.
everyone's in, and they're all giving him assignments that are due first thing monday morning.
its 3:45pm.
the steelers-packers game starts in 15 minutes.
kicky's going to miss the game.

the BIG game.
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Thu 18 Nov, 2004 09:18 pm
Quote:
kicky's at work -- on a sunday.
everyone's in, and they're all giving him assignments that are due first thing monday morning.
its 3:45pm.
the steelers-packers game starts in 15 minutes.
kicky's going to miss the game.

You forgot the part about how's he's nekkid as a jayboid and the way everyone seems to be pointing at his shoes but they are really pointing at his shortcomings, so to speak.

<Hey this is fun>
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littlek
 
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Reply Thu 18 Nov, 2004 09:19 pm
I wouldn't call it a short-coming if they're pointing at his shoes.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Thu 18 Nov, 2004 09:22 pm
I have decided to put my real life image in the avatar box for the evening. I must leave now, down to the club for some poker.
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Thu 18 Nov, 2004 09:23 pm
kicky's at work -- on a sunday.
he's nekkid as a jayboid
everyone's in, and they're all giving him assignments that are due first thing monday morning.
its 3:45pm.
the steelers-packers game starts in 15 minutes.
kicky's going to miss the game..
everyone seems to be pointing at his shoes but they are really pointing at what he just stepped in, in his bare feet
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littlek
 
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Reply Thu 18 Nov, 2004 09:25 pm
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
I have decided to put my real life image in the avatar box for the evening. I must leave now, down to the club for some poker.


Nice purse.
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Thu 18 Nov, 2004 09:31 pm
I thought that was the evidence bag.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Thu 18 Nov, 2004 09:32 pm
kicky's walking down the street.
he's wearing a gay pink unitard, beads, chuck taylor's and white tube socks.
he's carrying a yellow sack of empty soda cans.
"Nice purse," proclaims a passing Boxer...
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littlek
 
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Reply Thu 18 Nov, 2004 09:40 pm
Hmmm, I thought that was Gus walking down the street.
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Thu 18 Nov, 2004 09:41 pm
ooohhhhhhhh

Gus killed Kicky, and that's Kicky in the yellow bag!
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Thu 18 Nov, 2004 09:44 pm
littlek wrote:
Hmmm, I thought that was Gus walking down the street.
(its a dream scenario, or better yet, nightmare)...
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nimh
 
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Reply Thu 18 Nov, 2004 09:52 pm
kicky's at work -- on a sunday.
everyone's in, and they're all giving him assignments that are due first thing monday morning.
its 3:45pm.
the steelers-packers game starts in 15 minutes.
kicky's going to miss the game.
he thinks, frets, twists and turns then makes a bold decision and runs out of the door heading for some pub to watch the game in.
but as soon as he steps into the pub, he looks down and finds that he's wearing a gay pink unitard, beads, chuck taylor's and white tube socks and that he's carrying a yellow sack of empty soda cans.
"Nice purse," all the pub's geezers yell out unisono.
they all stand up and approach him like zombies do in zombiemovies ...


(hey thats how dreams work)
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kickycan
 
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Reply Thu 18 Nov, 2004 10:13 pm
The Steelers have just won the superbowl. Littlek, ehbeth, Soz, and dlowan are bathing kicky in a giant washtub. They lift him out in a silk sheet and carry him across the room to the bed, showering him with praise and pointing in awe at his longcomings. Kicky smiles at them and asks who would like to be the first to massage his tender, hard-to-reach areas. They all giggle and volunteer with much vigor. Kicky thinks about who it should be tonight, as Nimh and Region watch enviously from the corner, from the small cage that they share. They have taken new bodies in this dream. Nimh is a half-man, half-platypus creature, and Region is now a small monkey with the head of a goat. littlek throws them a piece of bread, which they fight over while the women turn their attentions back to Kicky and his tender, hard-to-reach areas.
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littlek
 
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Reply Thu 18 Nov, 2004 10:14 pm
hmmm, hard to reach=middle of one's back.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Thu 18 Nov, 2004 10:18 pm
You're right littlek. I should have changed that from "hard-to-reach" to simply "hard".
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nimh
 
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Reply Thu 18 Nov, 2004 10:23 pm
heeeeyyyyyyy!!

I wanna be the monkeygoat thing!
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kickycan
 
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Reply Thu 18 Nov, 2004 10:26 pm
Sorry, that position's been filled. Now get your damned duck-billed ass back in the cage!
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nimh
 
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Reply Thu 18 Nov, 2004 10:26 pm
And Kicky may be getting all shy and denialish about this now, but I think it aint that difficult to figger out where you would find "his tender, hard-to-reach areas" that he wants you to "massage" ...

Aint I glad I'm some half-platypus half-goat thing animal ... no fingers means no can probe ...
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kickycan
 
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Reply Thu 18 Nov, 2004 10:28 pm
Region looks up from the bread that he's wrestled from Nimh, and suddenly attacks, taking a large chunk out of Nimh's hindquarters. His tender, hard-to-reach, hindquarters. Nimh screams in agony and slinks back to the corner of his cage...
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