Oooooooops, so sorry there Smog ...
<walks off head bowed in shame - and whistling furtively>
but then again...maybe?
It's not as if there is a set distance on silliness, is there? And if there was, based on what or whose determination of silliness. Quite rightly, eh!
I just thought I would share this.
The husband had finished his book, "Man Of The House." He stormed into
the house and walked directly up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her
face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this
house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you're going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And, when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
"The focking funeral director," said his wife.
If someone offers you a free pass to see National Treasure with Nicolas Cage, don't use it.
Aha, was wondering about the blindfold...
I think what she's trying to say is it's a piece of ****.
Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?
FO' DRIZZLE!
Kicky
She is a woman that is blindfolded, she must be questioned.
Worse than poop stuck on a dog's butt.
Do you think this joke is politically incorrect?
A Baseball mystery!!!!!
Three old ladies at the ball game,
This is a detective story, so pay close attention!!!!
Three old ladies are excited about seeing their first Cubs baseball
game. They smuggled a bottle of Jack Daniel's into the ball park.
The
game is really exciting and they are enjoying themselves immensely,
mixing the Jack Daniel's with soft drinks. However, they soon
realize
that the bottle is almost gone and the game has alot of innings togo.
Based on the information given above, what inning is it and how
many
players are on base?
Think!!!!
It's bottom of the fifth and the bags are loaded!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks a lot guys.
Have great A2K lives.
Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?
FO' DRIZZLE!
I almost missed that one. Thanks, I'll be telling that at work tomorrow.
Sorry Smog. If you'll notice, I was not one of the people who screwed you over. I was pulling for you the whole way!
Suck it up, smog.
Just remember, if I win, everybody gets to watch kicky's video.
I like to share
Exhale then.
Rejoice in your inner freak.
