"Top Ten Messages Left on Colin Powell's Answering Machine"
From the February 6 Late Show with David Letterman, the "Top Ten Messages Left on Colin Powell's Answering Machine" after his presentation to the UN Security Council. Late Show Web site:
http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/
10. "It's the President. Didn't see the speech -- Regis was on 'The View'"
9. "Hey -- great answering machine message! Is that really Jack Nicholson?"
8. "Jacques Chirac calling about the attack on Iraq"
7. "I'm sorry. I have the wrong number. I was looking for former Baltimore Oriole Boog Powell"
6. "It's Osama. I surrender...just kidding. It's the President...give me a buzz"
5. "Dude, turn on CNN. There's someone who looks just like you"
4. "Bob Barker calling. Pre-empt 'The Price Is Right' one more time and I'll stab you"
3. "It's the bakery. Can you tell us again how to spell 'Condoleeza'?"
2. "Mr. Smith, this is Golden Touch Outcall Massage. Your credit card has expired"
1. "This is Saddam. How much for that Anthrax you held up yesterday?"