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The Little Chapel of Exercise

 
 
George
 
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Reply Thu 4 Nov, 2004 04:12 pm
ehBeth wrote:
I started going to yoga on Tuesday. My right cheek hurts.
Will someone pray for me?

Gather round, Brothers and Sisters!
Let us appeal that the soothing caress of suppleness descend upon this cheek and so remain there.
Can I get an "Amen" from the congregation?
Thank you.

Brother Kicky, this is NOT the time for the laying on of hands!
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Letty
 
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Reply Thu 4 Nov, 2004 05:01 pm
Very Happy George, that was funnnnneeeeeeeeee.

And as they say in old western movies:

Keep your hands where I can see 'em, pilgrim.
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Thu 4 Nov, 2004 05:52 pm
A-a-a-a-men!

Thank you, Brother George.

The Goddess of the Right Cheek thanks you and the congregation.
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Synonymph
 
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Reply Fri 21 Jan, 2005 09:52 am
Little Chapel of Exercise... is this where we train for the Apocalypse Olympics?
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George
 
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Reply Fri 21 Jan, 2005 10:51 am
Indeed it is, Sister Cinnesthesia!
For Apocalypse is Revelation.
And when that which has been hidden is revealed,
then 'twere well it were in its best possible shape!
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Synonymph
 
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Reply Fri 21 Jan, 2005 12:41 pm
Bless me, Brother George, for I have sinned. I had a half-pint of Ben & Jerry's Phish Food.....it was heavenly. Do you have any suggestions as to how I can atone for this transgression?
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George
 
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Reply Fri 21 Jan, 2005 01:18 pm
It is all weighed in the balance.
If one will not burn it off, neither should that one chow it down.
Therefore, go forth and burn it, Sister, burn it!
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Synonymph
 
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Reply Fri 21 Jan, 2005 01:52 pm
Yes, sir! I have a good, healthy metabolism!

Do I have to drink the Grape Kool-Aid now?
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