The Little Chapel of Exercise

Gather round, Brothers and Sisters!
Let us appeal that the soothing caress of suppleness descend upon this cheek and so remain there.
Can I get an "Amen" from the congregation?
Thank you.

Brother Kicky, this is NOT the time for the laying on of hands!

George, that was funnnnneeeeeeeeee.

And as they say in old western movies:

Keep your hands where I can see 'em, pilgrim.

A-a-a-a-men!

Thank you, Brother George.

The Goddess of the Right Cheek thanks you and the congregation.

Little Chapel of Exercise... is this where we train for the Apocalypse Olympics?

Indeed it is, Sister Cinnesthesia!
For Apocalypse is Revelation.
And when that which has been hidden is revealed,
then 'twere well it were in its best possible shape!

Bless me, Brother George, for I have sinned. I had a half-pint of Ben & Jerry's Phish Food.....it was heavenly. Do you have any suggestions as to how I can atone for this transgression?

It is all weighed in the balance.
If one will not burn it off, neither should that one chow it down.
Therefore, go forth and burn it, Sister, burn it!

Yes, sir! I have a good, healthy metabolism!

Do I have to drink the Grape Kool-Aid now?