Brother Region bids us shun the coach of sloth and the popcorn bowl of gluttonny!
Amen, Brother, Amen.
But do not forget to attack that snack. Earn it if burn it!
Yea, though I walk through the carbs of the valley of munchies, I shall fear no fatness, for I am the hardest-working SOB in the valley!
no paineth, no gaineth...
I lift free weights and exercise four to five times a week...it's addiction brother George...I can't stop...help me.
George--
You inspire me. When you go public with your own television show, I want to invest. Just let me know.
If only I knew how to post the picture that my son sent me of two goats on his VW bug. I swear they were eating the antenna and seemed totally blase to those who stood looking, agog.
In the beginning there was tomboy.
Tomboy climbed and raced and her body was fit and healthy.
Tomboy moved to Port Arthur, Texas and boredom begat excersice addiction.
Lo I say unto you, hours in the gym will leave one with envious muscle.
Tomboy's life became more full and her waisteline increased with this content.
Tomboy was ordained to raise a child and this child liked to move around a lot. Child liked to dig, and to swim, and to upend the furniture, and generally throw things around.
Tomboy began to bend and stoop and crawl and climb and dig and dig and dig and dig and hammer and clean and dig and drill and reach and do much more laundry.
And Tomboy saw the muscle start to reappear.
And it was good.
Forgive me preacher, for I have sinned. I went to do my yoga, having been so inspired by your words, only to be enticed by satan himself to turn on the TV. I watched Sex in the City no less! What must I do to repent?
Have a cigarette and relax, sayeth the lord.
It's not addiction, it's benediction, Sister colorbook!
In thy daily orisons, be all of us remembered.
Let us take heart my brothers and sisters from this habit of hard work. For while bad habits are vice, good habits such as this is virtue indeed!
Yesterday I crawled around on my hands and knees, chasing dirt and trapping dust bunnies.
I'm stiff.
Can I skip the exercycle today?
Noddy, my kids used to call dust bunnies harry humps.
George, I exercised my brain today. Does that count?
Letty--
My favorite name for the beasties is "sluts wool"--the only kind of wool a slut ever spins.
I started going to yoga on Tuesday. My right cheek hurts.
Will someone pray for me?
Region Philbis wrote:no paineth, no gaineth...
Brother Region, beware of that path. It is fraught with peril. Listen, I say LISTEN! to the complaints of Brother Body. Better to ease off a bit for a few days than inflict injury that will sideline line you for weeks.
boomerang wrote:
And Tomboy saw the muscle start to reappear.
And it was good.
Sister Boomerang you are aptly named.
The cycle has come around again. Pumping iron or hoisting toddler, take care to keep exercising and exercising will take care of you!
Amen, Sister!
littlek wrote:Forgive me preacher, for I have sinned. I went to do my yoga, having been so inspired by your words, only to be enticed by satan himself to turn on the TV. I watched Sex in the City no less! What must I do to repent?
Lead us not into the temptation of wise@ss answers with double entrendres!
Noddy24 wrote:Yesterday I crawled around on my hands and knees, chasing dirt and trapping dust bunnies.
I'm stiff.
Can I skip the exercycle today?
Sister Noddy, we are blessed indeed with many and various ways to exercise. Let warmup and stretching be your daily devotion.
Praise be!
Letty wrote:George, I exercised my brain today. Does that count?
Yes Sister Letty, in the same way as having jumped to conclusions.
Let your conscience be your guide.
