The Passion of Bush

Jesse Jackson accused the president of heresy denied him three times because Bush threw over the burdensome tax tables at the congress. Jesse Jackson assembled the leaders of the temple and accused Bush of trying to ensue a riot. George Sorros paid John Kerry six gold coins and John Kerry betrayed the swift boat veterans with a kiss. The democratic party felt that Bush was out of their Jurisdiction and decided that the issue needed to be judged by the UN. Jackson assembled his lawyers and tried to make a mock election. John Kerry nailed out a new health plan. Bush did not admit that he had made mistakes so the democrats made accusations anyway.. they hung them on the internet above his head on moveon.org. Bush made faces when the democrats tried to feed him vinegar but he spat it back out on them at the debate. They made him carry the Iraq war with no support. They tried to cut off his legs but on election day the American people rolled away the stone and re-elected George Bush president. They spent three days and three nights counting absentee ballots. God wouldn't raise John Kerry from the dead...

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