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Thu 14 Oct, 2004 11:25 pm
Our two main candidates for president. A tool on the left, and a tool on the right.
Kerry is an egotistical snob with about as much charisma as a puddle of melted velveeta. Plus, he looks dead. Should the president actually look like a corpse?
The only reason it's hard to see this is that he's up against a shaved chimpanzee. Who wouldn't look at least somewhat appealing against this smirky little turd?
It's a tough call. Should I vote for the tool that I've learned to despise over the past four years, or the tool who I am sure I'll grow to despise in the next four?
While I support the guy who sounds like an educated selfish prick, I think Maynard James Keenan is probably the best choice. That guy can SING! Both A Perfect Circle and Tool are great bands, and I'm sure that neither Kerry nor Bush could rock out as hard as Maynard.
MAYNARD '08
Montana, I'm hoping that was a smooch just because I'm so damn cute, and not because you want me to vote for Kerry.
Smog, I like the way you think!
Well of course it's because you're so damn cute! You don't think I'd try to pull something sneaky like that, do you? ;-)
In that case...(((((SMOOOOOOOOCH))))
Ooh, that was a wet one!
You know, Maynard is actually a pretty damn intelligent guy. I may have changed my vote...
The funny thing is, if someone like Clinton were running against Bush, someone alot of people "just liked," Bush would get absolutely killed.
And in other news, I think Perfect Circle is releasing their new album right before the election. And Tool's album is musically finished, but Maynard has to do the lyrics/vocals.
I prefer the educated prick....I'm old fashioned...I like a brain in my president.....and if they both suck I'm betting Kerry will swallow at least...bush is like the girl who kisses your dick a few times and then quits.....
And speaking of Kerry looking like a corpse, I saw Jon Stewart do stand up this year, and one of his jokes about Kerry...he was imitating his "normal" voice, then busts out with "MUST....EAT....BRAINS" as he started walking like Frankenstein.
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