@ossobuco,
Well, I am a spat follower of sorts. But I take it a step or two further. I'll private message a poster and tell them that another poster private messaged me and said awful things about them. Then I'll private message
that poster and tell them the same thing about the other poster. It never fails to start a good war. Sometimes life seems to drag on, and you have make your own fun.
Other than that kind of thing, you can pretty much trust me.