msolga, that may well be so (the early release).
While I was in the first time there was a cleaner (although I was warned about calling them that - they are PATIENT SUPPORT OPERATIVES) but his job, among other things, was
a) removing and replacing the plastic rubbish bags they stick on your bedside table and
b) stripping, washing down and remaking the beds between patients.
As usual the hospital was very busy and always short of beds. On my first night in the Medical Ward (after being brought from the Emergency Ward), two beds became vacant in my room. This PSO, John, had just started work on one bed when the nurse came in. "Ah, good, John," she said "Can you be as quick as possible, please? They've got them stacked up in Emergency and there are two more beds in room 7 to be done."
He turned to her and said quietly "You're being pushy - I hate women and I especially hate pushy women."
You may have noticed the guy in all the Stephen King, Dean Koontz, Nightmare on Elm Street, etc etc movies - when people are getting chopped up, buried alive and all - he's usually standing under a tree on the edge of the woods, or standing out by the barn or whatever - just lurking and watching. He's sort of cadaverous looking, 60-70ish, white hair, short white full-faced beard, creepy; well that's what this guy looked like.
I was so polite to him.
(It only occurred to me when I got home that the above is also a perfect description of gus......)