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HOMEland security, the real deal.

 
 
Reply Wed 6 Oct, 2004 08:01 pm
For all you soccer moms and zenophobes, the news is replace your bathroom with a closet: The Home Safety Council worked in conjunction with the University of North Carolina Injury Prevention Research Center to create a comprehensive benchmark of home injuries in 2002 and to update the status of home safety in the minds and homes of Americans in the 2004 Edition. The report found falls to be the most common fatal home injury, followed by poisonings, fires/burns, choking and suffocation and drowning. Resulting in nearly 20,000 fatalities annually on average, these injuries can cost society up to $387 billion each year.
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panzade
 
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Reply Wed 6 Oct, 2004 08:09 pm
What the hell is a zenophobe? Somebody that poops in closets?
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Wed 6 Oct, 2004 08:11 pm
A person unduly fearful or contemptuous of that which is foreign, especially of strangers or foreign peoples. (or who poops in closets)
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 7 Oct, 2004 03:03 am
An x might help.

Xenophobe.

lol.....

Luv ya, Dyz!
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gungasnake
 
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Reply Thu 7 Oct, 2004 03:09 am
Re: HOMEland security, the real deal.
dyslexia wrote:
The report found falls to be the most common fatal home injury, followed by poisonings, fires/burns, choking and suffocation and drowning. Resulting in nearly 20,000 fatalities annually on average, these injuries can cost society up to $387 billion each year.


That's twenty times the number of Americans killed in the entire Iraq operation so far. Why aren't liberals screaming their heads off over this??
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 7 Oct, 2004 03:22 am
Because it is not a deliberate government act to push folk over in their bathrooms.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 7 Oct, 2004 03:23 am
Rolling Eyes
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 7 Oct, 2004 03:24 am
Nor does the government hire people to break into other countries and push people over in their bathrooms there as well.
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Thu 7 Oct, 2004 03:54 am
Then who is it who is pushing all of us over??
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Jer
 
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Reply Thu 7 Oct, 2004 03:59 am
...coulda been the whiskey...coulda been the pills...!?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 7 Oct, 2004 04:09 am
Borrowers? Getting in pre-emptive strikes?










I kill myself....
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Thu 7 Oct, 2004 07:57 am
ok already, here's the straight poop;
If liberal democrats controlled the house/senate/white house there would be mandated "warning-hazard inside" posted on every room of everyone's home.(random OSHA inspections) The conservative republicans however offer the opinion that cleanliness is next to godliness ergo recently evacuated bowels and sparkly underarms, even though resulting in fatal falls in the loo/washroom, are a ticket to a closer seat to god.
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FreeDuck
 
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Reply Thu 7 Oct, 2004 08:03 am
Re: HOMEland security, the real deal.
gungasnake wrote:
dyslexia wrote:
The report found falls to be the most common fatal home injury, followed by poisonings, fires/burns, choking and suffocation and drowning. Resulting in nearly 20,000 fatalities annually on average, these injuries can cost society up to $387 billion each year.


That's twenty times the number of Americans killed in the entire Iraq operation so far. Why aren't liberals screaming their heads off over this??


Yes, but you didn't count the number of Iraqi forces killed! Are you denigrating their contribution?!?
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