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Wed 6 Oct, 2004 08:01 pm
For all you soccer moms and zenophobes, the news is replace your bathroom with a closet: The Home Safety Council worked in conjunction with the University of North Carolina Injury Prevention Research Center to create a comprehensive benchmark of home injuries in 2002 and to update the status of home safety in the minds and homes of Americans in the 2004 Edition. The report found falls to be the most common fatal home injury, followed by poisonings, fires/burns, choking and suffocation and drowning. Resulting in nearly 20,000 fatalities annually on average, these injuries can cost society up to $387 billion each year.
What the hell is a zenophobe? Somebody that poops in closets?
A person unduly fearful or contemptuous of that which is foreign, especially of strangers or foreign peoples. (or who poops in closets)
An x might help.
Xenophobe.
lol.....
Luv ya, Dyz!
Re: HOMEland security, the real deal.
dyslexia wrote: The report found falls to be the most common fatal home injury, followed by poisonings, fires/burns, choking and suffocation and drowning. Resulting in nearly 20,000 fatalities annually on average, these injuries can cost society up to $387 billion each year.
That's twenty times the number of Americans killed in the entire Iraq operation so far. Why aren't liberals screaming their heads off over this??
Because it is not a deliberate government act to push folk over in their bathrooms.
Nor does the government hire people to break into other countries and push people over in their bathrooms there as well.
Then who is it who is pushing all of us over??
...coulda been the whiskey...coulda been the pills...!?
Borrowers? Getting in pre-emptive strikes?
I kill myself....
ok already, here's the straight poop;
If liberal democrats controlled the house/senate/white house there would be mandated "warning-hazard inside" posted on every room of everyone's home.(random OSHA inspections) The conservative republicans however offer the opinion that cleanliness is next to godliness ergo recently evacuated bowels and sparkly underarms, even though resulting in fatal falls in the loo/washroom, are a ticket to a closer seat to god.
Re: HOMEland security, the real deal.
gungasnake wrote:dyslexia wrote: The report found falls to be the most common fatal home injury, followed by poisonings, fires/burns, choking and suffocation and drowning. Resulting in nearly 20,000 fatalities annually on average, these injuries can cost society up to $387 billion each year.
That's twenty times the number of Americans killed in the entire Iraq operation so far. Why aren't liberals screaming their heads off over this??
Yes, but you didn't count the number of Iraqi forces killed! Are you denigrating their contribution?!?