Feeling Mean

Face down.

Let's strip him and super glue him belly flat against a brick wall.

Eva's shackling idea, on the bed of nails, is quite intriguing. Now, as for what to shackle him with, I humbly suggest razor-tipped barbed wire, dipped in rubbing alcohol.

Rubbing alcohol is good, but Tabasco sauce would be even better and much more fitting coming from you, Cav.

Oh, look! Joe Nation just sent me a ten-foot pole. I wonder what we can do with this?

hey I saw this show on National Geographic that had this tribe who for a "entering into manhood" ritual had their guys put on these specially made gloves with ants woven into them. They weren't just regular ants though, they were these really mean and biting ants (huge things) and they were pissed at being woven into these gloves. Well, they'd bite and bite and bite over and over again and these guys said it hurt so bad (some of them were crying) they lost any use of their hands for 12 to 24 hours. The wives, sisters of the group had to feed them and everything for like 12 hours because their hands were on fire. That is how one described it...that his hand was literally on fire.

I suggest the Ant Gloves.... Yeah, Ant Gloves strapped by barbed wire onto a bed of nails, face down while a randy elephant has it's way with him.

Hmm...if I were to use a culinary sauce, my choice would be West Indian pepper sauce.....scotch bonnet peppers, lime juice and a bit of salt, way more painful than Tabasco.

What a sick, sick thread...honestly, I'm gonna review the TOS...there must be something in there to prevent this kind of glamorized cruelty!!!!

Oh, right. I knew we were forgetting something. Here's a nice bouquet of calla lilies tied with a swath of ivory silk ribbon.

NOW it's glamorized.

Carry on.

It's all Kristie's fault, she started it. How's that for mean? Personally, I don't see much here that is too far off from kickycan's insult threads.

I digress, but here are some fine literary examples of glamorized cruelty, for your reading pleasure:

Venus in Furs
Perfume
The Story of O
The Torture Garden
Paradise Lost (mind you, that's just an opinion, given that Satan was the clear hero)

Now that Eva's added a designers touch the thread has a little more ambiance...

Carry On!!

Mmm...I have a few more books to add to my previous list:

Justine (de Sade's only piece worthy of being called 'literature')
Anything by Kathy Acker (Empire of the Senseless is frigging brilliant, in particular)
Geek Love (Katherine Dunn's finest moment)

Thank you, panzade!

The scotch bonnet pepper sauce sounds hellish, cav. Just the thing. And the Ant Gloves are positively an inspiration, Kristie! Now, let's see...what are we forgetting?

Oh! I know! We need a dentist to extract his teeth one by one...sans anesthetic, of course...while the elephant is busy. (Need to find a brave dentist.)

Why get a dentist? Why not a 5 year old with a pliers?

YES!!!!!

Montana will be so pleased that we put so much time and effort into the torture and demise of her ex.

Where IS she, now that you mention it? She's missing all the fun!!!

Why not a lawyer with pliers? It's not their medium, but if you pay them enough, they'll give it a whirl.

well, quite frankly anyone with out previous experience extracting teeth would do. I suppose someone with a particular attraction to cruelty would be an asset.....

Duh....lawyers... :wink: