Feeling Mean

I'm sorry Gus you sorry sack of cow dung...if you don't like it, get out! Or would you rather Montana hang you by your balls so we can torment and ridicule you that way??

Better? :wink:

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Kristie, I agree with Gus. When you start a thread with mean in the title ..well...there are standards to uphold.

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Kristie wrote:

Or would you rather Montana hang you by your balls so we can torment and ridicule you that way??

Hmmm. You know, Kristie, that's an intriguing proposition.

I'm gonna have to think about it. But I'm leaning towards yes.

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I think gus got confused. 'Mean' here meant 'average'. Kristie, you will have to try harder.

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Kristie wrote:

Dead beat dads should all be flogged with a giant sausage. That would teach them.

Let's get back to business here, folks. Montana, you hold down your ex. Kristie, you get the giant sausage. ("Flogging" wasn't exactly what came to mind, though. Twisted Evil

I have a much better idea.)

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Eva wrote:

Kristie wrote:
Dead beat dads should all be flogged with a giant sausage. That would teach them.

Let's get back to business here, folks. Montana, you hold down your ex. Kristie, you get the giant sausage. ("Flogging" wasn't exactly what came to mind, though. I have a much better idea.)

I sure hope there's a flaming caber involved there, Eva, rather than a sausage.

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how 'bout a flaming sausage? Perhaps we just get a horney elephant and point it in his direction.

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oooh...we're approaching mean...fasten your seat belts guys...

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Hmmm....a horny elephant....hmmm...
<thinking>...

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Cabers are much bigger than sausages, a tree trunk basically, but I like the horny elephant idea. So....tusk, trunk or dangly junk?

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fine fine fine...but I like sausages.

I was thinking junk. I mean the trunk is pretty floppy...not much there to work with...the tusk is an option but might kill him and we'd hate to do that before all the fun was over. So I vote junk. Hands down.

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Sadly, there is no emoticon for an elephant in the throes of ectasy, so I will have to improvise: "Muuurrrraaaahhhhggghhh!"

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Montana has to appreciate that. Laughing

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I hope so. I refuse to post what I think the recipient would be yelling out.

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the kind side of Cav

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The cautious side of cav. Wink

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you never know....our plan might backfire. He might swing that way.

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I'm fairly certain that even the gayest of deadbeats would not enjoy being molested by an elephant.

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But we'll have to tie him down first. Wouldn't want him getting away.

How about shackled to a bed of nails?

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ok you win. Laughing

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