In the interests of balance (sic) can we come up with the Kerry campaign against Jesus???
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FreeDuck
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Mon 4 Oct, 2004 05:16 pm
Hilarious!
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Baldimo
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Mon 4 Oct, 2004 05:51 pm
Re: If Bush Was Running Against Jesus
sozobe wrote:
Jesus wouldn't run, he doesn't get involved in the affairs of man, just the affairs of the spirit. Jesus would never win, to many liberials in this country would crusify him.
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panzade
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Mon 4 Oct, 2004 05:57 pm
My first thought was: My, Kerry's getting elevated rather quickly
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Magus
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Tue 5 Oct, 2004 11:46 am
It wasn't the "liberials" who conspired to "crusify" Jesus.
The Sanhedrin was as conservative a group as you could get.
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ebrown p
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Tue 5 Oct, 2004 01:57 pm
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Jesus wouldn't run, he doesn't get involved in the affairs of man, just the affairs of the spirit. Jesus would never win, to many liberials in this country would crusify him.
What do you mean? Jesus was more than liberal. He was a socialist.
I think I can speak for all liberals, I would vote for Him in a second.
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dyslexia
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Tue 5 Oct, 2004 02:02 pm
Jesus and Sparticus were executed for the same reasons and not a moment too soon (they both questioned authority)
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DontTreadOnMe
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Tue 5 Oct, 2004 02:05 pm
and then they went after james...
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cicerone imposter
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Tue 5 Oct, 2004 05:22 pm
Jesus wouldn't survive the SBVFT ads.
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gustavratzenhofer
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Tue 5 Oct, 2004 05:28 pm
Is it my imagination or is that Ann Coulter playing Jesus?
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blueveinedthrobber
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Tue 5 Oct, 2004 05:31 pm
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
Is it my imagination or is that Ann Coulter playing Jesus?
nah....too feminine to be Coulter....
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padmasambava
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Tue 5 Oct, 2004 06:05 pm
It looks like Ann Coulter except she bleaches her moustache.
The main reason Bush would lose, is that Jesus was actually a formidable sprinter. They say that during the Flight to Egypt he and Mary and Joseph really moved their ass.
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padmasambava
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Tue 5 Oct, 2004 06:07 pm
Forgive me. I meant to say that He and Mary and Joseph really moved their ass.