anyone for cricket?

That's one problem that Australia's success is producing at the moment. Their dominance is ruining games as a spectacle because they're winning so fast and easy.

never underestimate the dangers of being that far out in front
(just look at america)

hey wilso

I read this today, and found it to be hilarious.

I hope Samsung has 15 jobs, because pretty soon a bunch of guys are going to need it. Am I being cruel?

Sachin Tendulkar came out all plastered like some war hero. It took me a while to realize he is now a walking advertising hoarding. Soon they will be wiring him up to play jingles when he walks. Ganguly faced the Aussie opening bowlers with the kind of enthusiasm Saddam Hussain would have for UN weapons inspectors.

Boy, you could see they came out firing on all cinders. These days Ganguly slices so well he should be working in a salami factory. When he nicked one before he reached ten, Adam Gilchrist first called his mom on a cell phone, yelled: "I told ya so," and then caught it.

Lots of people are saying Ganguly should drop himself down the order. I think Ganguly should drop himself, period. We could even arrange a privy purse for him.

They say Sehwag is a clone of Tendulkar. Well, maybe. But dude, the idea is when the maestro is in groove and has just taken 14 off McGrath, take a single and give back the strike. Your time will come.

I recall seeing an ad in India showing Sehwag jump off a cliff to take a catch before a parachute opens up. How come there isn't a parachute when he is batting? Some days you can blast, but some days you gotta be a ballast.

Rahul Dravid has once again reverted to the original Rahul Dravid, the true self who takes 21 balls to make a run, puts the in form non-striker under pain and pressure (and invariably it is Tendulkar who bears the burden of his stodginess), and derails the whole game plan. The Wall? How about The Mountain? I felt like calling him and saying, "the idea, dude, is to look for an occasional single". I mean, like one or two an over; not one or two a week!!

By the way, do these guys carry cell phones in their pocket? No? Then why are they endorsing Samsung, huh?

Anyway, the muddle order expectedly collapsed, and before long we were all betting on (a) whether they would reach hundred and (b) whether they would last 50 overs (c) whether we could finish the tea and cookies before the game was over and (d) whether they would beat Namibia. Can't GoI send an SoS to Sam Nujoma or whoever to save our you know what?

They way they faced up to Jason Gillespie you would have thought he is Osama bin Laden hurling weapons of mass destruction. Don't laugh; but did you see the striking resemblance between Gillespie and bin Laden?

The Americans aren't interested in him (bin Laden) any more but the Indians sure loved Gillespie. 13 runs in ten overs for three wickets? You don't get that kind of analysis in Test cricket.

Anyway, the Indians finally got to 100 thanks to Harbhajan Singh, who should be endorsing old fashioned Punjabi agricultural practice and nothing else -- oh, maybe the advanced light helicopter. Towards the end, the Aussies began to fool around. Darren Lehmann kept throwing himself on the ground and rolling around like a frisky puppy. At one time, the Aussies were begging the Indians to take more runs of them, suspecting some deep, dark, diabolical plot (deny them batting practice and a good look at out bowling; win the other games; ambush them in the super six, ha ha ha!).

But cannier than the Aussies, we just wouldn't oblige; and it was as predictable as Ganguly's salami slice when Kumble ran Srinath out. These guys have done it so often that I think they have private bet as to who can run who out.

India is always a dangerous team defending 125. Do you remember when they defeated Pakistan defending the same total? Sure enough it was total mayhem when Australia came out to bat.

A fight had broken out in the Australian dressing room between Adam Gilchrist and Mathew Hayden over who was going to make the majority of the 125. The rest of the batting revolted over not getting a turn at the crease. And Glenn McGrath threatened to sue Ponting for not bowling his full quota.

I told ya; we've got the Aussies wrangling among themselves. They've gone to pieces. They'll be a pushover in the Super Six. If we get there. Past Zimbabwe. Past Namibia. Past an England that's already forfeited four points. And most of all, past India itself.

Gautam.....wonderful!

I take it the match was no spectacle. I looked for you - but.......

Poor old Glenn McGrath - it's so long since he's batted, his batting contract has expired before he's had a chance to unwrap his bat!

ha ha ha

you wish mr G, you wish

sydney was wonderful , the Stones (at enmore) were awesome , mic threw his drink in my face :wink: , still very hot , rains have finally arrived , uni's started and i'm off to bed

xoxo

he came, he posted, he ran...

I was hoping for a slightly more comprehensive report of the Stones concert.
I drive near that area on the way home from work. Traffic was horrific - so few concert seats, but a zillion spectators! It wasn't until I got home that I worked out what caused the chaos! All dem geriboppers!

Did we beat Namibia (cricket-wise?)

by 256 runs

Biggest one day win ever. Glenn McGrath took 7/15.


It's daylight second at the moment.

Yikes

Do we want to be cruising this easily before the tournament proper starts?

Poms for lunch on Sunday! Indians beat the Poms!

Poms is short for pompadoms, Indians eat them with their curry

here is a recipe =========

A Recipe for pompadums
Article: 11111 of rec.food.veg.cooking
Newsgroups: rec.food.veg.cooking
From: [email protected] (Carolyn Bucholtz)
Subject: A Recipe for pompadums
Date: Tue, 21 May 1996 22:22:47 GMT


Here is a recipe for pappadams that was in one of our local newpapers a while ago

Half pound red lentil flour
l level dessertspoon baking powder
1 teaspoon caraway seeds
1 teaspoon crushed cardamon seed
1/2 teacup warm water
1 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon crushed black pepper
1 teaspoon chilli powder
2 tablespoons or more of warm edible oil

First set aside a dessertspoon of the flour to use later on, then place
remainder in a bowl and add salt. Mix baking powder in the water and gradually
add to flour. Mix to a stiff dough. Place dough on bread board and pound with a
pestle for 15 minutes, using dabs of the oil to prevent sticking. Mix in all
spices and pound once more. The more you pound, the lighter mixture will be.
Then shape into a long sausage and cut into small portions about 15 pieces.
Place them in a bowl with the flour previously set aside. Make sure each piece
is well coated.
Then take a portion of dough, grease slightly and roll out as thin and round as
possible, using more oil if necessary.
Repeat for rest of dough. Place them separately on cake racks and dry in the sun
This will only take a few hours. Then store in covered tin. Fry quickly when
required in hot oil 2 or 3 seconds only.

Won't be much of a meal!

Well, England have started their match against Australia on fire. Could be a real match yet.

Nope, fire went out pretty quick.

England lose out in thriller

(This means, congrats to you? :wink: )

You shouldn't have done that:

England heartbreak as Australia win



:wink:

They pushed them for a change.

A really exciting finish! I was up at 2- 3am watching this.

Michael Bevan does seem to have recovered pretty well from my standing on his foot! Still hasn't made the test team since, though!