Incident on main street

the international press reports an incident on main street today, fortunately there were ten eye witnesses;
1st witness "i saw a red car run the light hit 3 pedestrians and sped off."
2nd witness "what i saw was a red truck, run a stop sign causing another incident across the street"
3rd witness "there was no car or truck, there was a motorcycle and it ran down the sidewalk scaring the hell out of shoppers coming out of the store"
4th witness "i didn't see nuttin' officer i was just coming home late"
5th witness "whatever the others saw, thats what i saw"
6th witness "this blue tow truck came out of the alley and knocked down the signal light"
7th witness "what incident?"
8th witness "god told me it was the second coming"
9th witness "I'm from the government and i'm hear to tell everyone the incident was a block west of here and everyone was killed"
10th witness "all the witnesses will be taken to an unknown location for further questioning"
but not to worry folks these same witness to today's revelations at the UN security council will be here tomorrow for eye witness accounts of GWB"s state of the union address. :wink: