Strip search, eh? Cool.
(drops pants--giant penis slams down on the coffee table with a thud.)
Hey! You just broke my coffee table! Now what am I supposed to use for an examining table.
Oh, forget the table. Don't you see anything you'd like to "search"?
Gus laughs hysterically as the wire holding kicky's summer sausage breaks and the sausage rolls off the table and falls on the floor with a thud.
Kicky watches in horror, reacting much to slowly to cover his real package and before his hands reach his groin Paula has already looked up and seen the real kicky, the atrophied raisin, and she brings her hand to her mouth to stifle a giggle.
Slowly, Gus, Panzade, and, somewhat surprisingly, Eva, move in on Paula.
Kicky continues to scream in horror.
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
Slowly, Gus, Panzade, and, somewhat surprisingly, Eva, move in on Paula.
Kicky continues to scream in horror.
KICKY! don't just stand there screaming in horror HELP!
Paula my love, I cannot help you now. You must now go through the sexual initiation ritual that all A2Kers must go through at some point.
Luckily with these guys, it only hurts for a minute.
If you had rescued me I was going to post 2 pictures of me as a thank you, but, I guess I'll be to busy for the next...what, 2 or 3 hours?
Get off her, you bastards!!!
(runs over and starts throwing people off Paula like a madman)
Okay, so how 'bout those pictures?
Wait a minute, you were going to let them do.......what ever! weren't you?
Never! Don't you trust me? I just saved your ass! Literally!
Gus stands in the corner, silently smoking a cigarette and listening to the discourse between kicky and paula.
Gus is sated. He had managed to sneak in a few pokes before an enraged kicky attacked.
He continues to smoke.
Oh my god, you may be impregnated with the baby of Gusavratzenhofer...quick, go take a shower, Paula, immediately!!!
I can't stand up!!!!!!!! Why do you think he's chain smoking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gus looks at kicky. Kicky looks at Gus. Kicky pulls out his throwing stars. He throws one that slices Gus' lit cigarette cleanly in half, the smoking end landing in a puddle of gasoline that Gus happens to be standing in.
Gus screams as his pants and shoes burst into flames.
Quote:Oh my god, you may be impregnated with the baby of Gusavratzenhofer...quick, go take a shower, Paula, immediately!!!
And thus the world as we knew it changed forever.
Dark clouds swirled on the horizon and dogs began to bark frantically.
<insert claps of thunder and lightning strikes>
Should we put him out? After all, he likes to smoke!
The claps of thunder are Kicky and I trying to put you out!
