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This is a hoot! Film and lyrics of funny This Land

 
 
Reply Tue 14 Sep, 2004 11:40 am
This is a hoot! Film and lyrics of funny This Land:

http://atomfilms.shockwave.com/contentPlay/shockwave.jsp?id=this_land_af&preplay=1

Bush: This land is your land, this land is my land. I'm a Texas Tiger, you're a liberal weiner. I'm a great crusader, you're a Herman monster. This land will surely vote for me.

Kerry: This land is your land, this land is my land. I'm an intellectual, you're a stupid dumb ass. I'm a purple heart winner and yes it's true I won it thrice. This land will surely vote for me.

Bush: You have more waffles then a house of pancakes. You offer flip flops, I offer tax breaks. You're a UN pussy, and yes it's true that I kick ass. Ha! This land will surely vote for me.

Kerry: You can't say nuclear, that really scares me. Sometimes a brain can come in quite handy. But it's not going to help you because I won 3 purple hearts. This land will surely vote for me.

Bush: You're a liberal sissy.

Kerry: You're a right-wing nut job.

Bush: You're a pinko-commie.

Kerry: You're dumb as a door knob.

Bush: Hey, you got that Botox!

Kerry: But I still won 3 purple hearts.

Bush/Kerry: This land will surely vote for me.

Indian Chief: This land was my land.

Corporations: But now it's our land.

Schwarzenegger: From California

Bill Clinton: To the New York islands

Kerry: From the liberal weiners

Bush: To the right-wing nut jobs

Kerry: This land belongs

Bush: This land belongs

Bush/Kerry: This land belongs to you and me.

Bush: Oh, and Dick Cheney too.
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Reply Tue 14 Sep, 2004 11:55 am
As I roamed and wandered that ribbon of highway

I saw a sign that said Private Property

And on the other side

It didn't say nothin'

This land was made for you and me.

Woody Guthrie (not a parody).
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