This is a hoot! Film and lyrics of funny This Land:
http://atomfilms.shockwave.com/contentPlay/shockwave.jsp?id=this_land_af&preplay=1
Bush: This land is your land, this land is my land. I'm a Texas Tiger, you're a liberal weiner. I'm a great crusader, you're a Herman monster. This land will surely vote for me.
Kerry: This land is your land, this land is my land. I'm an intellectual, you're a stupid dumb ass. I'm a purple heart winner and yes it's true I won it thrice. This land will surely vote for me.
Bush: You have more waffles then a house of pancakes. You offer flip flops, I offer tax breaks. You're a UN pussy, and yes it's true that I kick ass. Ha! This land will surely vote for me.
Kerry: You can't say nuclear, that really scares me. Sometimes a brain can come in quite handy. But it's not going to help you because I won 3 purple hearts. This land will surely vote for me.
Bush: You're a liberal sissy.
Kerry: You're a right-wing nut job.
Bush: You're a pinko-commie.
Kerry: You're dumb as a door knob.
Bush: Hey, you got that Botox!
Kerry: But I still won 3 purple hearts.
Bush/Kerry: This land will surely vote for me.
Indian Chief: This land was my land.
Corporations: But now it's our land.
Schwarzenegger: From California
Bill Clinton: To the New York islands
Kerry: From the liberal weiners
Bush: To the right-wing nut jobs
Kerry: This land belongs
Bush: This land belongs
Bush/Kerry: This land belongs to you and me.
Bush: Oh, and Dick Cheney too.