President of what? The Brookline Dog Scarers club?
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Brand X
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Wed 8 Sep, 2004 01:59 pm
That's the gun type he co-sponsored to ban, bill S. 1431, last year ("The Assault Weapons Ban and Law Enforcement Protection Act of 2003) which would have banned a "semiautomatic shotgun that has a pistol grip."
The "pistol grip," as loosely defined in the bill. [Section SEC. 2; (H) (ii) and (b)(42): "The term 'pistol grip' means a grip, a thumbhole stock, or any other characteristic that can function as a grip."]
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dyslexia
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Wed 8 Sep, 2004 02:19 pm
"this is my shotgun
it is for killing
this is my gun
it is for fun"
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ebrown p
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Wed 8 Sep, 2004 02:19 pm
littlek wrote:
why Mr eBrown, have you changed your vote?
I don't know yet. CJ, Brand X the like are doing their best to convince me to... but I am still not sure.
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Equus
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Wed 8 Sep, 2004 02:38 pm
1. "Four years ago Florida was HANGING chads. This year we're gonna SHOOT 'em."
2. "If Bush wants to debate, I'll be glad to give him a shot."
3. "The buckshot stops here!"
4. In Britain, politicians STAND for office. In the US, they RUN for office. Probably has something to do with guns being legal in the US.
5. John Kerry goes for a FOURTH purple heart.
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padmasambava
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Wed 8 Sep, 2004 02:40 pm
At least one candidate can aim for the sky and actually hit it!
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McGentrix
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Wed 8 Sep, 2004 02:41 pm
Equus wrote:
1. "Four years ago Florida was HANGING chads. This year we're gonna SHOOT 'em."
LOL!!
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padmasambava
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Wed 8 Sep, 2004 02:42 pm
This one works too:
"I would not shoot thee brother, but if thou dost not put down what thou hast in thy hand, I shall surely shoot where thou dost stand."
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cjhsa
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Wed 8 Sep, 2004 03:10 pm
Re: Caption This!
I sure hope Teresa never sees this.
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If I shoot myself in the foot, maybe they'll give me another purple heart.
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This thing is way more complicated than my $5000 Perrazi. No real gentleman needs anything like this when bird hunting.
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Which end is the business end?
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Dartagnan
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Wed 8 Sep, 2004 03:21 pm
Or:
There are some idiots out there who won't for anyone who doesn't pose with a gun, so I guess I better do it...
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squinney
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Wed 8 Sep, 2004 03:29 pm
"I can shoot first and ask questions later, too!"
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boomerang
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Wed 8 Sep, 2004 03:31 pm
We don't need no stinking badges!
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ebrown p
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Wed 8 Sep, 2004 03:40 pm
Just for equal time....
I am still betting on Kerry...
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dyslexia
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Wed 8 Sep, 2004 03:49 pm
Geroge demonstraing how he shot all the communists in Texas and in Alabama before he bailed out over Florida.
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Dartagnan
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Wed 8 Sep, 2004 04:09 pm
Yeah, it's all in the book: "My Vietnam War" by GW Bush (as told to Karl Rove).
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Equus
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Wed 8 Sep, 2004 04:10 pm
1. President Bush introduces his first lesbian cabinet member (wearing jacket marked "FEMALE")
2. Be careful, I think he may be loaded.
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squinney
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Wed 8 Sep, 2004 04:15 pm
Bush: "We gotta sayin' in Texas. You've probably heard it in Florida, too. My brother is the Govenor of the great state of... uh... um, Florida. So I know he's heard it. But, it goes somethin' like this, hit me baby one more time. "
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