Rectal Themometer Days.

A friend sent me this joke:

If you've had a really bad day at work, on your way home stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section. You will need to purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand.

When you get home, lock your doors, draw the drapes, and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed during your therapy. Change to very comfortable clothing, such as a sweat suit, pour a glass of wine and lie down on your bed. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Carefully place it on the bedside table so that it will not become chipped or broken. Take out the material that comes with the thermometer and read it. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:

"Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson is personally tested"

Now close your eyes and repeat out loud five times: "I am so glad I do not work for quality control at the Johnson and Johnson Company".

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Now my friend and I refer to awful days at work as "rectal themometer days".

I usually love my job, I'm a portrait photographer, but even I have RTDs once in a while. A pageant mom or a stage mom who constantly criticize their kid are the typical instigators or my personal RTDs.

What about your job might set off a rectal themometer day?