talkin swift boat blues

Well, I was sittin' at home feelin' kinda scary
when I noticed I was sittin' on my dictionary
I looked up demmunist but all I found was Kerry
I knew right away that man was a fairy
there was a picture of him in front of a flag
and on it there was stripes, some of them RED
I ain't gonna vote no democrat, I'd rather be dead.

Then along came some guys walkin' down my street
singin' the blues, shuffling they feet
they were liberuls fer sure and they knew they was beat
I kinda' relaxed and regained my seat
Kerry was losin', just more dead meat.
Bush indeed was the man of the hour
all he needed was a little more power
I remembered Goldwater just needed the bomb
Let's give it to George to drop on Islam.

I knew the John when in Vietnam,
he offered me a bribe back in '64
said he was comin' back to make a big score
looking to get shot a few times, maybe more
get a few medals, not end up dead
he didn't have the details, just an idea
George was the cheerleader, the head on the team
Dick was deferred, he nearly busted a seam
So swifters were boats then and not just mops
But if Kerry gets close, Rove can call out the cops.