Everything Bad Fault Of Rumsfeld

More evidence that conservatives aren't funny.




Or, at least, not "ha ha" funny.

... but The Onion sure is!

http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4032

WICHITA, KS?-Delivering the central speech of his 10-day "Solution For America" bus campaign tour Monday, Democratic presidential nominee Sen. John Kerry outlined his one-point plan for a better America: the removal of George W. Bush from the White House.


"If I am elected in November, no inner-city child will have to live in an America where George Bush is president," Kerry said, addressing a packed Maize High School auditorium. "No senior citizen will lie awake at night, worrying about whether George Bush is still the chief executive of this country. And no American?-regardless of gender, regardless of class, regardless of race?-will be represented by George Bush in the world community."

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The Unknown, (a poem by Donald Rumsfeld)

"As we know,
There are known knowns.
There are things we know we know.
We also know
There are known unknowns.
That is to say
We know there are some things
We do not know.
But there are also unknown unknowns,
The ones we don't know
We don't know. ?-Feb. 12, 2002, Department of Defense news briefing

My condolences for Donald's wife :wink:

http://my63andme.homestead.com/GottaGetOut.html

Come on. Its not ALL Rumsfeld's fault.

Bush & Cheney deserve at least 50% of the blame, between the 2 of them. Lets just split it 33% each way. The other 1%? Thats the general "State of the World's" fault, not really any human's fault.