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Jesus was crucified in summer and not in spring

 
 
Reply Thu 18 Feb, 2016 06:29 am
The spirit of Ama revealed that Jesus was crucified on 08-17, a summer day, and not in March or April. His revelation is correct. The year is 1 BC.
 
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Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 18 Feb, 2016 06:30 am
Who gives a rat's ass?
farmerman
 
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Reply Thu 18 Feb, 2016 06:31 am
@Setanta,
well, they had a brbecue after the event. Lotsa ribs. Oh wait!
Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 18 Feb, 2016 06:37 am
I like the fact that this clown thinks they crucified him in 1 BCE. Depending on whose chronology you accept, that means he was either five years old, or three years old.
Ragman
 
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Reply Thu 18 Feb, 2016 06:40 am
@Setanta,
In Jesus years that is 28 man-years.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 18 Feb, 2016 06:44 am
For the goofy christians, BC means before Christ. So this joker is saying they crucified him when he was still just a gleam in his daddy's eyes.
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peacecrusader888
 
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Reply Thu 18 Feb, 2016 07:55 am
@Setanta,
It is the point in time in a calendar that the event happened. In the proleptic Gregorian calendar, Jesus was born on 33 BC 05-23. In the Jewish calendar, it was 3728 Sivan 10.
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Lordyaswas
 
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Reply Thu 18 Feb, 2016 08:01 am
@peacecrusader888,
08-17 eh?

So he was a Leo.

Strange, I always had him down as a Pisces sort of guy.


tsarstepan
 
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Reply Thu 18 Feb, 2016 08:02 am
@farmerman,
farmerman wrote:

well, they had a brbecue after the event. Lotsa ribs. Oh wait!

Would that be beef or pork ribs?
peacecrusader888
 
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Reply Thu 18 Feb, 2016 08:26 am
@Lordyaswas,
I just checked what the spirit of Ama revealed. He said that Jesus was crucified on 08-17. Using mainly the Holy Bible, it proved to be correct.
Lordyaswas
 
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Reply Thu 18 Feb, 2016 08:33 am
@peacecrusader888,
Are you sure that 08 17 is referring to the date and not the time?

I think that it could mean that Jesus was born at the precise time that Joseph was off down the road having an egg McMuffin.
timur
 
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Reply Thu 18 Feb, 2016 08:36 am
@tsarstepan,
Jesus paled in that regard compared to Hecate:

http://mythmaniacs.com/heca001r.jpg

Every year they made a hecatomb (a sacrifice of 100 oxen) in her honor.
farmerman
 
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Reply Thu 18 Feb, 2016 08:57 am
@timur,
       http://mcats.de/silver_shaded_Maine_Coon.jpg

heres our SHECAT
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peacecrusader888
 
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Reply Thu 18 Feb, 2016 09:56 am
@Lordyaswas,
I am sure that it is August 17. FYI, when Jesus was born, it was 1:50 AM of May 23.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Thu 18 Feb, 2016 11:34 am
Well, if it was spring, that explains why he dressed so casually. He would have been wringing wet in a suit and tie.
farmerman
 
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Reply Thu 18 Feb, 2016 12:04 pm
@edgarblythe,
Fil Albuquerque
 
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Reply Thu 18 Feb, 2016 12:14 pm
@farmerman,
Precious !
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Thu 18 Feb, 2016 12:19 pm
@timur,
ox rib?

I like oxtail but have never tried ox rib.

should I?
timur
 
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Reply Thu 18 Feb, 2016 12:50 pm
@ehBeth,
That's called T-bone, I think..
ehBeth
 
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Reply Thu 18 Feb, 2016 01:00 pm
@timur,
wikipedia says it's short rib

interestingly (to me at least), you can substitute any cattle for ox
 

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