Jesus was crucified in summer and not in spring

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The spirit of Ama revealed that Jesus was crucified on 08-17, a summer day, and not in March or April. His revelation is correct. The year is 1 BC.

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[+4] - Setanta - 02/18/2016Who gives a rat's ass?
[+3] - farmerman - 02/18/2016well, they had a brbecue after the event. Lotsa ribs. Oh wait!
[+3] - Ragman - 02/18/2016In Jesus years that is 28 man-years.
[+3] - Setanta - 02/18/2016For the goofy christians, BC means before Christ. So this joker is saying they crucified him when he was still just a gleam in his daddy's eyes.
[+3] - Lordyaswas - 02/18/2016Are you sure that 08 17 is referring to the date and not the time? I think that it could mean that Jesus was born at the precise time that Joseph was off down the road having an egg McMuffin.
[+3] - timur - 02/18/2016Jesus paled in that regard compared to Hecate: [img]http://mythmaniacs.com/heca001r.jpg[/img] Every year they made a hecatomb (a sacrifice of 100 oxen) in her honor.
[+3] - neologist - 03/15/2016[quote="peacecrusader888"]I said that during the time of Jesus, the Jews were using two kinds of calendars. . . [/quote]But the time of Passover Meal was and is determined according to...
[+3] - Leadfoot - 03/15/2016No expert here, but didn't Jesus criticize the observance of seasons and times of the year? Celebrating one more trip around the sun never made sense to me.

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Who gives a rat's ass?

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@Setanta,

well, they had a brbecue after the event. Lotsa ribs. Oh wait!

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I like the fact that this clown thinks they crucified him in 1 BCE. Depending on whose chronology you accept, that means he was either five years old, or three years old.

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@Setanta,

In Jesus years that is 28 man-years.

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For the goofy christians, BC means before Christ. So this joker is saying they crucified him when he was still just a gleam in his daddy's eyes.

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@Setanta,

It is the point in time in a calendar that the event happened. In the proleptic Gregorian calendar, Jesus was born on 33 BC 05-23. In the Jewish calendar, it was 3728 Sivan 10.

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@peacecrusader888,

08-17 eh?

So he was a Leo.

Strange, I always had him down as a Pisces sort of guy.

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@farmerman,

farmerman wrote:

well, they had a brbecue after the event. Lotsa ribs. Oh wait!

Would that be beef or pork ribs?

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@Lordyaswas,

I just checked what the spirit of Ama revealed. He said that Jesus was crucified on 08-17. Using mainly the Holy Bible, it proved to be correct.

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@peacecrusader888,

Are you sure that 08 17 is referring to the date and not the time?

I think that it could mean that Jesus was born at the precise time that Joseph was off down the road having an egg McMuffin.

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@tsarstepan,

Jesus paled in that regard compared to Hecate:

Every year they made a hecatomb (a sacrifice of 100 oxen) in her honor.

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@timur,

http://mcats.de/silver_shaded_Maine_Coon.jpg

heres our SHECAT

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@Lordyaswas,

I am sure that it is August 17. FYI, when Jesus was born, it was 1:50 AM of May 23.

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Well, if it was spring, that explains why he dressed so casually. He would have been wringing wet in a suit and tie.

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@edgarblythe,

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@farmerman,

Precious !

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@timur,

ox rib?

I like oxtail but have never tried ox rib.

should I?

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@ehBeth,

That's called T-bone, I think..

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@timur,

wikipedia says it's short rib

interestingly (to me at least), you can substitute any cattle for ox

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Jesus was crucified in summer and not in spring

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