My crazy neighbor

Andrew Hallinan, owner of Florida Gun Supply ("Muslim-Free Zone" gun store nut) lives about a block away from us. He moved in 3 years ago and ruined the peace of our beautiful 2.5 acre property. He's out there shooting right now. He'll probably still be at it at 10 PM.

Hi, friends, I need your help. I am the same Boris Kitten (and still have the little guy) who was here years ago. I'm very sad to report that Boris Kitten, now 14 years old, has gone blind from Kidney problems. He may live many years yet, but he will never see again; both his retinas have fully detached. He still purrs like mad and can easily trot all around the house.

At any rate Hallinan's followers will no doubt be right behind me... I mean they constantly search the Internet (now I sound nutty) looking for instances of his name, and respond with wild vehemence to anything negative said about him. Hallinan once requested a YouTube video take-down on a newly-posted video that had six views. Six.

At any rate, Hallinan has sued 2 of his neighbors for stalking, trespassed with property theft on several occasions (we have video cameras all over the yard now), shot and killed 2 of another neighbor's dogs, killed his own, let's see, goats, chickens, pigs, and various other innocent farm animals on his 30-acre property... then he declared his store a "Muslim-Free Zone" last summer, gaining national attention, teamed up with George Zimmerman to hawk a Confederate Flag painting, used the Koran for shooting targets, as well as scarier stuff you can easily see on his FaceBook account, Florida Gun Supply. He thinks Islam is "evil."

They've been shooting at the range a lot lately. We've complained to the County, Sheriff, etc. about the dangerous conditions at that range... I mean, another neighbor had shotgun pellets falling on their roof from the range. There's an entire golf course vulnerable to stray bullets because the range was never built to specifications; it's just a pile of dirt.

We've written to County Commissioners, Code Enforcement, etc., and no one wants to do anything about the range because Florida law states (as does "Andy," frequently) that local officials may be fined if they use local ordinances to impede the discharge of firearms (FL Statute 790.15).

I've recently read that Anderson Cooper plans to do a segment on Florida Gun Supply. He needs this information, whether Hallinan backs out on the interview (he often does) or not. How the heck to you write Anderson Cooper?

Jeez I have to return just like the cat I am. All furred up and nutty. I'm sorry, old friends. So, um, how are you?