Would I be confessing to a crime..

That does vary from jurisdiction to jurisdiction, but one still cannot infer any sexual act from marriage alone.

I may be in trouble then for posting bonsai kitten

That's absolutely amazing!

Are these classes offered at the actual liquor store?

Yes, the classes are held in the LCBO stores. Some of them have television studio standard kitchens.





Some of the liquor stores have been put into interesting old buildings - train stations, postal offices etc - so the overall atmosphere can be very nice.

and because you are Mo's mom and you will always be carrots to me

from the LCBO 2015 holiday issue

http://foodanddrink.ca/lcbo-ear/RecipeController?language=EN&recipeType=1&action=recipe&recipeID=6878


“NOSE-TO-TAIL” CARROTS WITH LABNEH

Even I might like those. Not only didn't I like carrots as a kid, I hated yogurt for decades, by now I'm over most of that. (Yogurt wiggled, a key turn off in those days; it's a miracle I managed to like spaghetti.)

Yes.

made me laugh