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Mon 2 Aug, 2004 11:48 am
All conservatives eat poop sammiches and howl at the moon . . .
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The poop samwhiches yes but according to a recent poll only 53% howl at the moon. Let's get our facts straight.
I do beg your pardon . . . it was in fact, an anecdotal supposition on my part, from the cacophony which ensues here in Ohio each evening after supper time.
It's possible that in Ohio the rate may be close to 100%.
I don't believe they do that here. The sarnies and the howling, I mean.
they howl at the moon? that doesn't sound conservative to me.
as for the sangwiches (rhode island speak) they slop plenty o' miracle whip on them.
What the hell is with your new avatar, Setanta?
Some kind of cross between a pomeranian and a holstein?
Scary-lookin' it is.
That's what happens to dogs that eat their own poop sammiches.
thats what I said too.
Conservatives dont like bread.
The World Ends With a Bang AND a Whimper:
They (us): Oh please, MR Bush (whimper), please don't point that arsenal over here
It's not the mangled rhetoric, but the insane fixation I fear
Bush: Don't get excited: I just want to liberate you and your evil gang
Now hold still while I get a bead on you, damn it (BANG!)
A little healthy fear will be good for ya Gus . . .
All conservatives are opposed to gay marriage, but secretly wanna do a threesome with the wife and sister (female conservatives, of course, are chained to the stove, so unless hubby releases them for the whoopee, they don't count . . . )
The slop they feed us offshore is gosh-dang horrible stuff, but it just isn't quite as bad as you've suggested.
As for the howling at the moon part, I have been interested in amateur astronomy for a long time.
Glad to hear it Jim . . . glad you're improving your mind . . . anyway, it might be dangerous howling at the moon while in a Muslim country . . .
I wanted to take this opportunity to point out that libruls such as we are will never admit to our program to destroy the family, and to force devout, conservative christian women to perform lewd acts with huge, muscular, filthy, reeking lesbian bikers . . .
. . . film at eleven . . .
wonder why people assume that lesbian's are huge and muscular. Everyone I have ever met has always been nice looking and neat and enviously skinny.
sorry, never was good at getting into the swing of things.
S'ok . . . i just won't admit that we hope to use those Lesbians who are large, sweaty and muscular when we implement our plan to degrade and humiliate innocent, unoffending conservative christian women everywhere . . .
edgar, but it will be a compassonate bang and whimper.
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