By making false statements, I mean that I make them bc I think they're true. It's not pride, but simply bc I didn't know any better. Kinda like when the little girl at the mall said, "nurses are girls and doctors are boys." Hence, demonstrating lack of common sense or common knowledge, which, at her age, is perfectly acceptable. Do that as an adult and u make an ass of urself.
As for telling ppl EVERYTHING like a child would, well. Kids under elementary school age tend to tell ppl every detail, especially of family life. As a cashier, I asked a lady a name for her order. She just said, "put Jean." Her kid proceeded to tell me his mom's full name.
And by irrelevant comments and off topic, I mean to the extreme. At the mall, a little boy told the cashier as his mom was checking out, "it's gonna be my birthday!"
Cashier: really? How old would u be?
Boy: five, because I'm 4 already.
An adult who goes, "30, bc I'm currently 29" would be weird.