I didn't find anything either, just humor and parodies.
A joke:
http://www.bushwhackedusa.com/awol.html
A letter somebody wrote:
Next they will appear just before the election showing bush was on a secret mission over
Vietnam that he was not free to talk about, and he was a super hero. He got FOUR, count em, FOUR purple hearts to Kerrys' three, and Four other medals to Kerrys three, WOWEE ZOWWIE!!! Sound stupid? Anything is possible with these guys, they lie folks, they sold you Halliburton, the country is safer and Bush is a good Christian so I am sure the stupid and uneducated who do not know the real meaning of being a true Christian or are to lazy to look for the truth will believe anything he tosses you, a bone to the dogs, say Woof and don't bark in hte next three years when he kicks you, you ain't needed no more.
http://congress.org/congressorg/bio/userletter/?id=20004&letter_id=103178591&content_dir=y
And this on another forum: "Sakpo
Well if you think about logically Bush probably can't explain where he was for those three months because he spent them doing high risk, top secret, missions against the Vietcong in Tijuana."
Apparently it was satire!
Unconfirmed Sources report White House to release top secret documents to fill in Mr Bush's war record. These new documents prove that far from sipping mint juleps in a Louisiana whore house, Mr Bush was on a secret mission deep in enemy territory. According to White House insiders the mass of documents , nearly 200 lbs of them
including pictures, detail an amazing saga of courage and leadership that Mr Bush displayed in ferocious combat.
"We knew it has to be something like this." said a relieved junior White House staffer.
"We just couldn't believe that Mr Bush was a scaredy cat who used family connections to avoid the war, like the other chicken hawks in the administration."
Bush Service Files Contain Surprising Secret!
The White House released President Bush's military service files today, revealing details of his active participation in a top secret military project in 1971. "Yes, I did perform my duties as a jet pilot," said Bush at an early morning press conference. "However, I was involved in a top secret test of a highly classified jet ?- an INVISIBLE jet!"
The journalists were at first skeptical of the President's claim. But, they were soon convinced after viewing Bush's military records that contained photographs and diagrams of the jet and its inventor, Wonder Woman!
http://www.fritzliess.com/movabletype/archives/week_2004_02_08.html
http://unconfirmedsources.com/Articles/Bush%20Junior%20Was%20On%20Secret%20Mission%20In%20Vietnam!.htm