Hamster 653 reports-I need a Vacation

I remember, last time I visited Craven's office. I started noticing something wrong was taking place. I figured it was probably just some leftovers from a wine office party until the significance of the bloody hamster pelts lining the hallways dawned on me.

Who would do such a thing to innocent little furries like a hamster? Sewer rats I could see... Dirty... Nasty... It had to be demons!

Hamster 653 should know by now his very probable fate... I promise I won't tell, pueo... but you're in danger, too!

Er - what do hamsters like to DO?

We need to determine his holiday likes and dislikes, before making suggestions.

Smuggling the poor little feller out will be the next challenge, after that.

I have been worried about that hamster for a while now....

The hamsters I have known have often enjoyed running free on balconies.

You have to be careful that the balcony is fully enclosed though.

Perhaps a banquet--fresh vegetables on the menu?

hamster 653 would like something relaxing, he's been hinting at going over to attend the olympic games, and possibly compete. he's very fit from all that running on the threadmill that powers a2k. he's pretty bummed out now though since i had to tell him that with that strange accent, lack of proper documentation, etc., he won't be able to board an aircraft.

Right, this kind of insolence needs a STRONG response....

I'm all for rendering this varmint down to a sweetened jelly and sending it on 'holidays' to the Netherlands for a little recreative composting and mulching. I shall call this vacation:


Tulips from Hamsterjam!!!Ba-booom!!

fbaezer, 653 reports that he may emigrate to mexico city. he says that 15 million people can't be wrong. how's the job market for little furry creatures?

deb, 653 says phfttttt!!!!!! to you. if you worried about him so much you would'nt be posting all the time.

beth, 653 would love to run free on a balcony, but canada's too far away. he's also afraid that his little toes will freeze of up there.

noddy, 653 likes you, and will miss posting your posts.

stilly, 653 says he will not miss you but understands your anger. living at the bottom of the world will do that to some.

I notice ol' Hamp is still on the job. Maybe he's getting over it? Like he just needed to vent a little.

"deb, 653 says phfttttt!!!!!! to you. if you worried about him so much you would'nt be posting all the time."

Phhhhffffffffffffffft back.

I am here, and posting, way less these days! Damned hamster oughta notice this stuff....

I propose putting him on a wheel while showing him slides of exotic locales. Cheap, effecient, and almost a real vacation.

That's your personal experience? I mean, posting in the middle of the night ... :wink:

Yeah, I get insomnia when I'm stressed out, Walter. It's no big deal. I work at home, so I can always nap during the day if I need to.

haha! Mr stillwater, you big meanie!

hmmmm....... hamster 9935 seems to doing the reporting now.........

So, it's either Hamster 653's pelt hangs from Craven's office, or that it scaped. I just can't imagine CDK giving vacation to any of his rodents.

Mexico City is not a good vacationing place for hamsters, pueo. It's good for finding work, though. Some hamsters are employed here as government undersecretaries.

hamster 653 sends his regards, he's found a new gig at an undisclosed location.

Stick with me little fellah, I can get you into the restuarant business.....

Bet he feels like this:

That is a Potemkin photograph.

I fear the poor little fella is dead.