The show must go on, UNLESS it has been written by Andrew Lloyd Webber.
Show a spark and soon a FIRE will blaze.
Unless a spark appears no FIRE will burn.
A fire in one's belly usually means that the vindaloo was MADE properly.
Man made fire, but women FAN the flames!
the fan is MIGHTIER than the air conditioner.
The mightier they are, the more delight we have in WATCHING them fall.
When avidly bird-watching, be sure to take your binocs.
Avidly pursuing a hobby is a great way to make LEISURE time satisfying.
A leisure activity to some, may be REGARDED as a kitchen related fetish to others.
A man who is highly regarded is often highly GUARDED.
A man who is guarded in his affections doesn't reap the fullest benefits of his relationships.
A Man who can't help displaying his affections, is well advised to wear BAGGY trousers.
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Baggy-drawered old men are sometimes confused with perverts.
Confused Confucious once said "Woman who sit on Judges lap, get HONORABLE discharge"
HONORABLE
Honorable horny old judges can make some girls SQUIRM.
Girls that sit at their desk and squirm will get the "sex talk" from the ABBESS.
Squirm, or not to squirm, that is the QUESTION. Whether it is nobler to grind is a lapdancers dilema.
