My opinion of POLITICIANS is unprintable.
When politicians die, they go to a special HELL, the way to which is paved with good intentions.
There is no Hell so unbearable as a bad MARRIAGE, nor such a Heaven as a good one.
A marriage made in heaven sustains the hellish RANTINGS of a jealous husband
Jealous rantings call for UNDERSTANDING.
Understanding oneself is the first and last step in the road to ENLIGHTENMENT.
Enlightenment is the key that opens many SECRET doors.
Secret loves are kept behind closed doors where they cannot be seen or HEARD
Politicians should be SEEN and not heard.
What you have seen and heard is only a small aspect of the TRUTH.
It's ironic that truth contains the word HURT.
Hurt feelings can be wounds that NEVER heal.
Never close the door on reality, as it comes in through the WINDOW.
Window washers are the eyes into your BEDROOM
It is easier to get into a Frenchwoman's bedroom than a CHINESE woman's living room.
Never have Chinese after three bottles of RED always go for an Indian.
If you are looking for a woman of the NIGHT
just keep an eye out for her red light.
What you can't see in the dead of night will be APPARENT in the morning.
When it becomes apparent that the BAR is taller than you stop drinking, you've fallen over.
He who hits the bar on his bike, will sing SOPRANO all day.
